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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have you ever visited: hackerhavenforum. c o m ? Its a nice forum with nice members.

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 1: No, i haven't.

Stranger 2: heel no

Stranger 1: WHAT IS STHATTAAA?

Stranger 1: I'

Stranger 2: asl?

Stranger 1: I'm sorry for her rude behavior.

Stranger 1: I'm 21.

Stranger 1: My daughter here who typed the 2nd message is 5/

Stranger 1: I'm teaching her the dangers of the outside world.

Stranger 2: no prblm

Stranger 2: m/f?

Stranger 1: I'm female so is she.

Stranger 1: How about you?

Stranger 2: n say hi to ur daughter frm my self

Stranger 2: m shivam

Stranger 2: male ofcourse

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 1: okay. She is right here.

Stranger 1: HI TOOO YU TO'

Stranger 2: choooo chweeeeettttt

Stranger 2: hi babbbyyy how r u??

Stranger 1: Excuse me, she does not really understand the concept of 'CAPS LOCK'

Stranger 2: having fun wth mummy

Stranger 1: yeaa

Stranger 2: so what r u teaching her mam?

Stranger 1: we iss havin soo much funnnnnn111

Stranger 2: ummmm......

Stranger 1: The dangers of the outside world. Terrorists, rapists, perverted people. next we will be moving on to video where I will teach her about penis and sex.

Stranger 2: what mam at this tender age of 5

Stranger 1: Yes.

Stranger 2: ohhhhhh

Stranger 2: y so?

Stranger 1: Preperation. Earlier today infact she learned about periods and got to feel a real grown vagina.

Stranger 1: And breasts.

Stranger 2: ohhhh u having a lot of fun guess

Stranger 2: u horny mam ?

Stranger 1: Actually, slightly. Would you care to do the honors and be the one to perform sex with me for my daughter?

Stranger 2: ohhhh yeah ofcourse

Stranger 2: but u need to b a little fast

Stranger 2: cause im a machine

Stranger 1: You don't want to?

Stranger 2: y do u feel so?

Stranger 2: tell me howz ur vagna feelng jst nw

Stranger 1: Nevermind. I will need to ask you a few questions and then we get to it through exchanging addresses and such. Now, is your penis out?

Stranger 2: cause my cock is already in my hand

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 2: im having fun with it

Stranger 1: okay, now are you indian?

Stranger 2: u want it?

Stranger 2: ummm y>

Stranger 2: ?

Stranger 1: Just asking?

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 1: Okay moving on... explain the definition of horny.

Stranger 1: For my daughter.

Stranger 2: ohh

Stranger 2: yar def...ummm okay

Stranger 2: its like u feel tooo much eagerness for sex

Stranger 2: n have a crazy longing to have dis cock

Stranger 1: This is the last question.

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 1: just answer.

Stranger 2: okay'

Stranger 1: Do you need motivation?

Stranger 2: for sex?

Stranger 1: no to answer the question..

Stranger 2: no but whats the ques?

Stranger 1: Define 'Horny'

Stranger 2: i have already done dats all knw

Stranger 1: okay. now i have one last statement before i give you my address.

Stranger 2: okay

Stranger 1: FUCK YOU. YOU SHOULD REALLY GO TO HELL. YOUR A SICK INDIAN PERV. YOU WILL BE FOREVER ALONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE ON THIS EARTH. ALL OF THIS IS FAKE, I DID IT TO SEE YOUR REACTION. WOW YOU ACTUALLY WERE OKAY WITH THE FACT THAT I CLAIMED THAT MY BABY WAS TOUCHING ME INAPRPRIATLEY. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND NO GIRL WITH EVER TOUCH YOUR COCK.

Stranger 1: and is question asker, your still watching, im sure you agree.

Stranger 1: honestley fuck you. none of anything i said was real. not one bit.

Stranger 2: fuck u tooo bitch

Stranger 1: no you will go to hell. and no girl will ever like you you liar.

Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.

If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.

Paul

1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.

Stranger: 1

You: Hi, this is Bill from Omegle, the charge we have filed against you is that you are a sandnigger =)

Stranger: hi this is Atif and what does it mean by sandnigger?

You: You are a Muslim who gets turned on by Saddam Hussein's m-m-m-magic carpet!

You: Am I right?!

Stranger: han.....hello I am a Muslim but I dont know what is Saddam Hussein's m-m-m-magic carpet?

You: All Muslim's have a magic carpet that they hide in their Koran, right

Stranger: I dont know anything about it can u explain it a lil bit

You: Okay, I'll explain it using a graph

You: I think

You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
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_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
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___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
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Stranger: fuck u man

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.

If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.

Paul

1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.]

Stranger: lookin 4 indian girl

You: This is an automated message, please press 1, or disconnect

Stranger: 1

You: The inappropriate behavior we have received reports of is that you appear to be a nigger.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This 28 year old man knows nothing about War!

Stranger: hi male here 

You: i,m looking for a woman who luv sex v much

You: Goodie!

You: please fuck me

Stranger: hi baby

Stranger: sure i will

Stranger: ur age/

Stranger: ?

Stranger: i will fuck u till u cum nd squirt 3 times b 4 i cum

You: Bullocks.

Stranger: ur name plz ?

You: My name is Adolf

You: Sorry, Eva

Stranger: boy?

You: That is my Fiance.

You: Boy?

Stranger: ok ur age?

You: What is a boy

You: I'm a cougar

Stranger: my dick is 7 inchs when loose nd 9 when up v hard

Stranger: oh nice

You: You like it? So did all the Sweden. . .

Stranger: sure i do. tell me ur clitoris is big?

You: Nah, It's still tiny.

Stranger: oh i luv it baby

You: Oh baby, just tell me where are you from?

Stranger: which position u luv most?

You: Anything close to Spooning.

Stranger: i,m from italy baby

Stranger: i do all kind of hard sex

You: I'd love to catch a plane to italy right away.

Stranger: plz i will host u

You: No no no, I will host YOU, IN ME.

You: How do you like it?

Stranger: sure i will i,m urs baby

You: Of course you are.

Stranger: ur pussy lips is long?

You: Do you like it long?

Stranger: i dont mind any i luv to suck,m

You: immmmm

Stranger: and licking ur whole pussy too

You: Immmmmmm, you make me wet like a fish.

You: Do you like to do threesome with my fiance sexy Italian man?

Stranger: and putting my long tongue deep into ut hole pussy , tongue fucking @ 1st

Stranger: sure i do all for ur sake baby

You: Goodie gum drops, I have to tell Adolf.

Stranger: which position u like?

You: Listen, I have a fettish for doing it in the bath when thousands of people are watching.

Stranger: very ggood. but can u handle 3 hours nonstop hard fucking?

You: You can do that?

You: You must be some sort of superman!

Stranger: ofc. baby i luv sex v much i never give up

You: Never give up on me baby.

Stranger: by nature baby

You: Ooh, kinky

Stranger: never promise u

Stranger: i lick ur whole body too piece by piece

Stranger: below ur shoulders too

Stranger: licking ur holeass as well

You: PIECE BY PIECE, Adolf did that too. . .

Stranger: everywhere baby

You: Oh, I have second thought about my fiance!

You: You are so promising.

Stranger: but, my cock is very thick too

Stranger: sure take my word baby

You: Oh god, my mouth is wet and jewcy

You: juicy*

Stranger: oh i luv to suck ur tongue baby

Stranger: ur neck licking too

You: Oh, I'm your crack addict shore already.

Stranger: ur tits are big?

You: Yes, my neck licks stuff.

You: Oh you can't imagin. . .

Stranger: i luv to suck ur nipples

You: I'm gonna cut them off and have them sent to your address.

Stranger: tell me plz u like anan sex too?

Stranger: anal?

You: Anan sex, ooh I just love to repeat that over and over.

Stranger: anal sex?

You: Oh yea, that too.

You: Babyyyyyyyyyyy

You: I long for your sausage.

Stranger: u wanna me to fuck u dry or put some oil?

You: Can I tell what I like?

Stranger: sure

You: I like role play, do you know role play?

Stranger: oh yeah, but why ?

You: It makes me feel. . . you know?

You: I love historical characters

Stranger: yes baby

You: So YOU DO KNOW.

Stranger: yes pls start

You: Nah, not just yet. You have to be patient my thicker man.

Stranger: ok

You: It might ruin the mood now but you have to read a few lines of a history book, so you can repeat word by word.

Stranger: ok

You: Tell me, how old are you?

Stranger: 28

You: Oh, Well I'm older than you. . .

You: No worries. . .

You: You can call me Aunt. do you like to call me aunt?

Stranger: dosnt matter

Stranger: how old r u?

You: 37

Stranger: oh i luv old women baby

You: I'm not old baby.

Stranger: they good in bed

You: Of course I am

You: Do you like to Call me your Aunt Frank?

Stranger: ur pussy is squishy?

Stranger: sure

You: Squishy, Oh kinky

You: Oh I am your Anne for ever

Stranger: i luv to fuck good squishy pussies baby

You: I love to fuck your brains out baby.

You: Tell me about it.

Stranger: i,m urs baby i think u will drive me crazy

You: Oh, I made the whole world crazy back then when I was younger.

Stranger: plz describe ur body to me to imagine u well

You: Put your hands around your meety thick rooster.

You: rub it slowly up and down. . .

You: That is what you are going to do for the next few years sugar plum.

Stranger: and?

You: Imagin that i'm doing it.

You: Wanking

You: Wanking

You: And wanking

Stranger: are u going to worm me up?

You: Worm and eel

You: How do you like it?

Stranger: my dick getting up baby

Stranger: not bad

You: Oh yea? That is one uncontrolable dick honey smack.

You: Do you want me to spit on it?

Stranger: better to lick nd suck

You: Do you want me to finger you while I'm sucking you?

Stranger: leave that for me to doit for u baby i will fingering ur holes

You: Oh yea baby, I have seven holes. . . This is going to be a long long night.

You: Call my name

Stranger: i luv to fuck all ur holes baby

You: Oh you have no idea. . .

Stranger: aunt

You: Aunt frank bitch

You: Call my name

You: Anne frank

You: Caaaaaaaaaaaaall me

Stranger: anne frank

You: ooooooof

You: you know it baby

Stranger: i wanna fuck u right now u ready?

You: Oh yea baby, just wait for me to go to the loo

Stranger: ok

You: Which part of italy are you from?

You: I'm booking tickets.

Stranger: roma baby nd u?

You: Oh, the sexy sexy roma.

Stranger: plz answer

You: I'm answering baby

You: What you want to know?

Stranger: which part are u from?

You: Europe baby.

Stranger: where in europe

Stranger: ?

You: Abdonazia

You: Former Russia

Stranger: where is that/

Stranger: oh yes

You: Baby, I have to pack to come to you.

Stranger: may i fuck ur ass hole now?

You: Now and then.

You: It's all yours baby

Stranger: i luv that

Stranger: i,m so close to ur asshole right now

You: I'm closer to that

Stranger: try to insert tip of my dick

You: Baby, I have to pack

Stranger: u wanna dry or oily baby?

Stranger: plz

You: I want both

You: dry while oily

Stranger: oh nice, now half of my dick into ur holeass u feel?

You: Fuck my windows.

You: do it you

Stranger: more deep

Stranger: deeper baby

Stranger: plz squeeze over my hard dick

Stranger: move againest my cock

Stranger: move fast plz

Stranger: hard

Stranger: fast plz

Stranger: dont stop moveing

You: ihim

Stranger: much more plz

Stranger: faster plz

You: is that good enough?

Stranger: i feel i reach ur stomach

You: You did

Stranger: no never enough

You: YOU FEEL THE RIGHT THING

Stranger: from ass to mouth now

You: Oh god, it's the otherway around

Stranger: plz bitting my hard dick by ur teeth

You: Oh, I have a Giotin for that matter.

You: I found it in the Adolf's backyard.

You: Do you like it?

Stranger: while i.m fucking ur mouth. i,m fingering ur holes

You: Oh yea, finger me nose

Stranger: sure

You: Of course you do.

You: You are my fettish hobby.

Stranger: i finger ur innes

You: Oh my INNES is burning.

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: now from mouth 2 pussy

Stranger: plz

Stranger: sleep on ur back

You: read this for me while you are fucking me

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II

Stranger: wat is that?

You: Don't ask question IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX BABY.

Stranger: ok sweet-heart ok

Stranger: i,m fucking ur pussy now

Stranger: plz squeeze on my dick

Stranger: my finger deep into ur hole ass while fucking u

You: This is the 17th time I'm squeezing it baby.

Stranger: keep

You: Talk italian for me

Stranger: dont stop

Stranger: i wanna feel u

Stranger: u hot i luv that

Stranger: from pussy to ass once more baby

You: TALK ITALIAN

Stranger: i could reach ur belly botton

Stranger: io voglio fari la mori con te

You: More

You: Mooooooore

You: I'm cumming

Stranger: ur ass is very soft

Stranger: i like it

Stranger: wait

Stranger: i wanna u to squirt same time u cum

You: You know what I find sexy in languages?

Stranger: u wanna tast a few drops of my sperm

You: You came? :]

You: I WANNA U TO drop some of that into the river

Stranger: no not yet a few drops ony for ur tast

Stranger: just to taste it

You: It's like firefighters. . .

Stranger: how u find

You: I LOVE INDIA

Stranger: why

You: They sexy

You: Been there

Stranger: u never been in italy?

You: Nah

Stranger: u wanna cum?

You: I wanna

Stranger: plz

Stranger: when u wanna come to me?

You: When can you take me?

Stranger: i,m ready baby believe me

You: I believe you

You: I Came



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: man girl?

You: Hitler did nothing wrong

Stranger: im russia

Stranger: you racist

Stranger: ey

You: im jew

Stranger: wait a minuet

Stranger: i know you

You: i know you too

Stranger: wierdo

You: hi lenin

Stranger: actually im chinese

Stranger: dumbfuck

You: i indian jew

Stranger: you jew?

Stranger: fucking jew?

You: i liek curry

Stranger: fucking die

You: i liek shekels

Stranger: jew people have to suicide

Stranger: and hitler sucking my cock now

You: russian peeps too

Stranger: he riding on my dick

You: and slit eyes

Stranger: mannnnn

Stranger: racist

Stranger: atleast i don't eating dogs

You: no i not racist

You: i not eating dogs

You: i eat dongs

Stranger: so can i lick your thongue?

You: mah thannnnggggg

You: is lickable

Stranger: im not faggot

Stranger: but i like you

You: i female

You: i having big hairy puss

You: sweet tender lips

You: only for hitler

Stranger: nasty as fuck

You: sieg heil

Stranger: asian girls are much better than you

Stranger: and wanna suck my cock or what

Stranger: hitler is my bitch

You: i indian

Stranger: so you can be my bitch too

You: it's against my religion to take oral pleasure

You: and give oral pleasure

Stranger: indians are not actually

Stranger: 'asian'

You: o rly?

Stranger: so you ride on my cock or what

You: i saving hymen for 50 yr old husband

You: jewish, of course

Stranger: you fucking nuts?

You: not chinaman like you

Stranger: chinaman?

Stranger: who you calling a china man

Stranger: fucking curry motherfucker

Stranger: im gonna kick your nasty smelly ass with chopstick

Stranger: fucking cunt

You: is not smell

Stranger: fucking nazi

You: i have not very good engrish

Stranger: no your ass is smelly as fuck because you indian motherfuckers eating too much curry

You: grammar nazi

You: i am

Stranger: fucking troll

You: sorry I dont live under bridge

You: my house by side of ganges

You: in shantytown

Stranger: 什么是你错了

Stranger: 哑屁股印度

You: yeah you too motherfucker

Stranger: yeah?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: fucking curry eating bitch

You: no

You: i not eat curry

You: too poor

You: i eat organic

You: atkins diet

Stranger: are you actually indian anyway?

You: u dead now nigga

Stranger: nigga?

Stranger: who you calling a nigga

You: mah homies be callin' on you soon

Stranger: you fucking indian motherfucker

Stranger: yeah?

You: namaste

Stranger: i don't give a shit

Stranger: niggers ain't scart

Stranger: scary

Stranger: im chinese

Stranger: not a black man

You: in india we crucify blacks

Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with this contry

Stranger: so you wanna suck ma dick?

You: no nail you to a cross

You: jews killed jesus

Stranger: im not hew

Stranger: jew

Stranger: im chinese

You: in india we force feed you curry first

You: before crucifixion

Stranger: man i dont know what the fuck ya talking about

Stranger: wtf is wrong with this contry

You: i not understand much engrish sorry

Stranger: my ass

You: wot contry is you talkin bout?

Stranger: you are not even a indian

You: *an

Stranger: fucking grammer nazi

You: *grammar

You: you go to oven now

You: good night sleep

You: warm, cozy

You: toasty

Stranger: im chinese

Stranger: not a jew

Stranger: Bruce Lee

You: he jew

Stranger: lllooooooooool

Stranger: you made my day

Stranger: that was really funny

You: nooo

Stranger: mannnn

Stranger: looool

You: you president jew muslim too

Stranger: you fucking with me?

Stranger: Bruce Lee is Jew?

You: yeah

You: he died because he get less interest on loans

You: died for cause

Stranger: he is CHINESE ACTOR

Stranger: no someone hit his balls with knuchaku

Stranger: thats how he get killed

You: no m8

You: he elder of zion

Stranger: seriously how old are you

You: i'm marriageable age

You: 10

You: *girl

You: you?

Stranger: 23

Stranger: so we can fuck

Stranger: lets fuck

You: yes

Stranger: and i know you are not indian

Stranger: am i right?

You: nope

Stranger: then why the fuck you respect hitler

Stranger: hitler is riding on my cock now

You: because he like aryans

You: and hate the jew

You: i hate the jew too

You: zion burns

Stranger: so you are aryan?

You: blode and blue eyes

You: the whole deal

Stranger: so you are indian with blue eyes and blonde hair

You: yes

Stranger: WTF

Stranger: so wanna suck my cock?

You: why

You: im in eugenics program

Stranger: im in kung fu dojo

Stranger: what are you gonna do

You: mystical powers of curry

Stranger: 功夫

Stranger: what ya name

You: no name

You: only number

You: #367891


Stranger: fucking nutjob

Stranger: can i fuck your anal?

You: no

Stranger: why not

You: anal hair braid get spoiled

Stranger: not all asians have small penis

You: yoou do though

Stranger: i have 5 inchese cock

You: ok

Stranger: now hitler sucking ma cock

Stranger: he love it

You: hitler be dead

You: you necrophile?

Stranger: no

Stranger: pedophille

You: me too

You: i into 4 year olds

You: and im 10

Stranger: so can i lick your pussy?

You: chris hansen don't like you, he says

Stranger: who the fuck is that

You: we now have american TV in india

You: glorious nation of ours

Stranger: you are american

You: no

You: i indian

Stranger: not indian

Stranger: i bet my two balls

You: no sorry

Stranger: so what are you think about my grammar

You: you suck dick

Stranger: no

You: bad engrish

Stranger: i suck tits

You: you cuck

You: your wife tits sucked by nigga

Stranger: i don't have a wife

Stranger: you fucking dumbass curry eating little bitch

You: *daughter

Stranger: no

Stranger: 'brother

You: and sister too

You: mom is nigger

Stranger: i don't have a sister

You: yours

Stranger: so can i get black girls?

You: fo sho

You: in ferguson

Stranger: with my littel penis?

Stranger: and how about you?

Stranger: can i get ya pussy?


You: only for husband

You: he comin for me

Stranger: thats me

You: my hubby smack yo chinese ass

Stranger: i can smack his ass with badass kung fu shit

You: ok

You: sex now

Stranger: what?

Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with that contry?

You: what contry this?

Stranger: indo or america

You: nononononno

Stranger: i bet my balls you are 10 years old white bou

You: i bet you 60 year old white man

Stranger: no

You: *no cuntry for old men

Stranger: no china

Stranger: chinese guys respect oldmen

You: sex me please

You: i'm desperate

Stranger: no you are a faggot

You: my husband limp

You: i thirsty for cock

Stranger: im pedophile

You: ok lets do it

Stranger: Bruce Lee

Stranger: Jackie Chan

You: threesome?

Stranger: Bruce Lee is dead

You: no problem

You: sex me plssss

Stranger: serious or what

You: yes

You: im wet and willing

Stranger: i don't fuck with nasty and smelly ass indian bitch

You: plllsss

Stranger: only fuck chinese girls

Stranger: indian girls are ugly as fuck

You: no usage reverse psychology

You: bad bad americanese man

Stranger: even indonesian girls are better than indian bitch

You: ok then

You: i'm going

You: bye

Stranger: no

Stranger: you are funny motherfucker

You: then fuck me

Stranger: don't leave me along

Stranger: but im asian

You: pound that teeny puss

Stranger: i have small penis and im eating dogs

You: ok i liek it m8

Stranger: im serious korean and chinese people eating dogs

Stranger: do you have picture of your ugly ass face?

You: yes

You: give me a sec

Stranger: l

Stranger: kkk

Stranger: KKK

You: here

You: http://tinyurl.com/4fa5zk (Goatse link)

Stranger: ugly

Stranger: ugly as fuck

You: well actually I am Indian

Stranger: i don't wanna click that

You: serious now

Stranger: yeah? but i don't wanna click that

You: Pretty please

Stranger: Okkaayyyyy

Stranger: i will fuck some bitches

Stranger has disconnected.
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