Flying Spaghetti Monster

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The miraculous conception of Richard Dawkins..

A MIRACLE!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is an old meme heard from the shrill, pretentious voices of atheists who created it in order to garner lulz at the expense of christfags.

History

When some dudes in Kansas City decided to start teaching "intelligent design" in school, a nerd named Bobby Henderson had a vision after overdosing on gay sex and started the Church of the FSM. Since Intelligent Design implies the existence of an intelligent but not necessarily omnipotent or omniscient designer, Henderson decided that he could envision a new dawn of humanity. The all intelligent being can be anything imaginable. Thus, giving birth to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Later, he wrote a letter asking the government to also teach his religion, which he called the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. While barely humorous at face-value, it soon lost its lulz after other atheists latched onto it and started coming up with hi-larious puns.

This visionary is still riding on the money of his creation by making an actual church and its very own Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster book, but it got as old as Larry King. It indulges itself in overused memes. Apparently some of the "pastafarians" got fed up with this assbaggery and started the "Reformed Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster", whatever the fuck that means. The flying spaghetti monster may be the final solution to Mama Luigi's endless quest for lotsa spaghetti, but this is still unknown because it's not like it was funny to begin with anyways.

Atheists kill the (already nonexistent) lulz

NO EXCEPTIONS

Self-declared "Pastafarians" cling to the idea of a flying spaghetti-monster in hopes of pwning Jesus-lovers everywhere. However, running around the internet saying things like "Thank FSM!" or "Ramen, brother!" betrays a hole in their soul that only accepting Jesus a lobotomy eating pie dick Delicious cake can fill.

Richard Dawkins started using the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a serious argument, casting aside like so much old meat his old love, The Purple Unicorns Who Live on Jupiter, so now the Rational Response Squid and every other random atheist group does as well. Theologians have since speculated that a sense of humor may be a God-given endowment, which would explain why others are interested with the rational discussion.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is to the Invisible Pink Unicorn as Chuck Norris facts are to Vin Diesel facts. The moral of the story is that gays have AIDS.

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