The Cringe Channel

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The Cringe Channel is Donald Trump's cesspool of faggotry and retarded memes. Found on both it's own website and Facebook, on the surface, it might seem like your typical cringe page, but it's something beyond that. Instead of reasonable people making light of the socially inferior, this cringe page is Trump's excuse to belittle those same people, albeit they're still degenerates, to hide his own faggotry and autism. He, his admins, and his minion followers on The Cringe Channel are known for calling death to those who might in any way be more important or liked than them. Essentially it's faggots being harassed by even bigger faggots. It is by far the most hated website in history. Their actions make 4chan look like Ghandi.

History of The Cringe Channel

As everyone knows, Donald Trump has always been a lonely newfag the majority of his life. He's been treated like shit his entire childhood, only earning a small loan of a million dollars from his redneck father. He was never allowed to interact with his 4chaner friends, being confined to his family's intellect on Reddit. His depression made him about to become a hero, but then he was shown the light. Instead of becoming some lame-ass hero, he would be the villain; the guy who would try to destroy those who posed as a threat to get him and his cocksuckers to the top. He initially made some shitty, outdated looking website, but since no one was as lonely as he was, they didn't bother to go serching for his masterpiece. Not about to let yet another one of his "companies" fail, he decided not to work harder to fix his autistic clickbit site and created a Facebook page to try to lure in innocent victims to his crazy views. Sadly, the page grew to gain about 300,000 of these psychos supporting him. However, not everything was well for The Cringe Channel. There were rebels who were sick of the page's faggotry. They wanted to bring peace back to the internet. They wanted people to love the Bronies, Furries, and Weeaboos again. Drumpf was getting angry and confused. So, Lord Business style, he hired admins and ordered to moniter his shit page 24/7, yes, even at night, to make sure there wasn't any Rule 34 being posted behind Trump's back, nor any acceptance of non "cis-straight-white-Christian-males". And thus, The Cringe Channel was once again hell on earth.

The Cringe Channel Today

Users

Today, The Cringe Channel is a page of your typical hipsters, redneck conservatives, and obnoxious preteen gamers. They equate anything that doesn't seem 100% normal or "manly" to them to autism or homosexuality. They absolutely depsise those people and claim to want them dead and even threaten to murder them, all based off of different interests. They form an alliance to "destroy" any Bronies, Furries, femenists, or Animu fans that comment or even enter the site (they have their ways). Ironically, the comments are always ten times as cringy as the pictures they are on. They always form some unfunny meme, such as "and then ___ clapped", or "walks away and grows a bigger dick", or "found the cuck". And to make matters even more reasonable, at least half of the profile picture are of Shrek, Hitler, and Doge. Wonderful. Oh, but having a pony profile pic is still cancerous, right Trump?

Admins

Of course, with every circlejerk of unfunny basement dwellers, there have to be admins to retain a dictorial environment. The Cringe Channel's admins are beyond the level of a family Minecraft server. DO NOT disrespect their authoritah! If you claim that Bronies/Furries/femenists/Otakus are better faggots than the faggots liking the shitstorm of a page, they will block you. If you say anything bad about the mods, no matter how miniscule, they will cry like babies, claiming that "normality is dead" and that "our generation sux" and then block you. They've rejected more people than a hot chick does to fedora-wearing neckbeards.

Things that make The Cringe Channel butthurt

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