NORP
A Normal Ordinary Responsible Person (NORP), also known on the internet as normalfags/normies (or as you call them, neurotypicals), are the antithesis of Anonymous, as they all actually believe they are original and unique individuals.
- See also: NPC
These people are fairly normal; they are your average everyday joe schmo that lives life IRL, with an average home, car, job, income, and has a strong sexual relationship. They are the opposite of virgins, nerds, aspies, neckbeards, EDiot, you, furries, and other internet dwelling rejects.
Normies go to work, have a circle of friends in the real world, go to events outside their homes, have adequate conversational skills and have very little to no mental disabilities that would otherwise drive them to go on the internet. Despite appearing to have an otherwise mundane life not filled with memes and internet in-jokes, normalfags are pros at getting laid, compared to the typical netizen.
What Is NORP
Normalfags are a diverse group. They are that generic looking guy who walked passed you on the street, the receptionist in a corporate building, that guy who fixed the air conditioner. They range from young to old and rich to poor. Remember though it has to be generic, if they are 400 pounds chances are they are a basement dweller; if they're rolling around with more than two bitches, they're fucking alpha.
Younger normalfags spend their time trying to get laid, partying, going to concerts, getting laid, having orgies, getting shit faced and getting high. LULZ they wish, normies only have sex with women they're in relationship with, and take drugs a couple of times before they turn themselves in. Most normalfags spend their time talking about what was on "America's got Talent" last night and their crappy music they just downloaded legally to their ipod.
The typical older NORP is a law abiding citizen with a spouse and two-point-five kids (two boys and a girl), a 9-5 job, a small house in the suburbs with a neatly tended garden, and builds replicas of 18th Century sailing ships out of toothpicks in his basement. He also likes all-you-can-eat "Surf & Turf" night at TGIFridays and watches Monday Night Football, the local news channel, and Soap opera every day.
On The Internet
NORPs/Normalfags are casual internet users. They only use it for The Google, look at jewtube videos, or check their facebook friends. They visit their favorite social networking site when they're at work, look at the latest popular internet video that everyone is watching, check their email to connect with friends and use eBay to buy stupid shit. Many normalfags haven't heard of some of the shadier sides of the internet. When they feel ready for the "deep web", normalfags spend their time laughing at lolcats on I Can Has Cheezburger? and then proceed to WebMD, where they feed their hypochondria prior to visiting their doctor and annoying the fuck out of him with their own diagnoses.
When a normalfag happens upon the likes of ED or /b/, bricks are shat. At first they call the Party Van (which they call "the authorities"), but after finding out about this thing called "freedom of speech" they make it their personal mission to take down ED. Some hypothesize that normalfags are too accustomed to IRL, which is serious, to be able to understand the internet, which is not serious, others just don't give a shit. Regardless, normalfags fucking rage at Internets phenomena like the Megan Meier affair and Alex Wuori's major anal rape and get all atwitter when they see reports about HACKERS ON STEROIDS and cyber bullying on local TV news reports that 'expose' the shenanigans of anon.$
The Normalfag Invasion
— SHiNfinity | ||
Despite that the internet has been the home of societies' rejects since its inception, normalfags have been slowly seeping in. Most of them stumbled upon the internet as sixteen-year-old girls or thirteen-year-old boys to post the quick attention whore tit pic or complain about a l337 h3x0r on CoD, but overtime, as more normalfags become aware of internet communities, they have slowly congregated there. Now internet dwellers are forced to form newer more secluded locations where they can discuss why fourteen is old enough to consent and share Pokémon hentai. Even worse is when the normalfags return from their "internet adventure in the cyber realm" they bring up old memes like advice dog and orly with their friends, whom they talk to face to face like fags, which tickles all their collective funny bones so hard they decide to contribute to their articles on unfunnypedia.
4chan in particular has been hit hard after years of being a weeaboo and pedo hotspot. Normalfags, wanting to see what all the buzz is about, have begun visiting 4chan and some had journeyed into the board /r9k/. /r9k/ is 4chans de facto board for discussing the finer points of life such as, why are we such losers? Why can't I get a girlfriend/get laid? And the old classic women are WHORES WHORES WHORES!!! When the normalfags began arriving they went on some threads and started to give advice on how to improve the aspies current social situation the robot oldfag got butt-hurt that someone else, more popular and normal, was giving them advice on how to get teh secks, which hurt his precious ego. So the robot Oldfag lashed out at the normalfag newcomers and played victim. /r9k/ was full of threads about how to be good around people and be more sociable whilst other threads are created to complain about the normalfags on the board, ruining the community. Due to irreconcilable philosophical differences between the oldfag robots and normalfags, tensions rose to the point of an internet civil war. That is until moot created /adv/. r9k was previously known as an advice board. Once /adv/ was created, the advice giving normalfags went there. Conditions have improved dramatically since, though given the sheer amount of BAAAAWWWWWWWW in /adv/ at nearly all times, the residents have taken to calling themselves the s/adv/irgins. A most appropriate label, truly.
Why you should not be afraid or jealous of NORPs
The fallacy of individuality when taken to its extreme may be worth in itself regarding what shitheads we've posted up here, but on the other hand, there are those in such crowds who have this part of their agenda: To be accepted and championed by NORPs. A most lulzworthy goal, internet dwellers suffer from societal rejection and unhappiness, but refuse to accept such steadily rising truths that society isn't all that is cracked up to live in and still try to suck up to NORPs and their establishment. It should also be noted that NORPs themselves are also noteworthy of drama and lulz, because when they're not recorded here, they're usually the talk of the town, put up on video, and also shown on the news before they are sent to jail.
The term of NORP is pretty much an illusive, fleeting, and fake veil of perspective supremacy by those ignorant of the world and with not much self esteem. A fun fact that is not mentioned like how common sense isn't all that common: All human beings are fucked up in someway. Granted, plenty can keep their shit together and put on the act of being a NORP. Others can't because well, problems. The difference remains in that whether your baggage makes it to the internet or not, and if it's ever related to drama or lulz, whether it makes it to ED or not. You can be a fucking spaz and still, ED won't cover it depending on what's it about. On the other hand, you can be a lulzcow and still be a NORP and still make it here. That's because we have bigger fish to fry and not everyone who writes here follows the same agenda. If you aren't here, you're likely at KiwiFarms and Pretty Ugly Little Liars or not that worth for writing about. On the other hand, you're that much of a faceless peon who fits into topics and articles we've already covered (you know, like here). We write on everyone and anything. No exceptions. If you're also that asshurt, schadenfreude is the sweet release that makes the wine of savory indulgence and realization. Also, a dumbfuck says "what?"
Back to the point, NORPs are peons who will dance to whomever pulls their strings. And let's be honest here: If there is even one string to a NORP, they are still a NORP, no exceptions. Infact, we are all fucking NORPs. Figure that the fuck out. Thing is, while we document stuff like internet denizens getting arrested for child fucking, getting caught sucking off doggie dicks, being druggies and prescription med abusing sloths, having furry porn, and having assburgers, NORPs get it better in karmic assfuckery. NORPs can get fucked with STDs, having the fun of being an unexpected parent, being in the web of sexcapade gossip with their genitals between their legs that eventually escalates to massive lulz and drama, being rapists publicized on TV, being in the direct path of the aftermath when society comes collapsing all around them, being victim to the many pitfalls of bearing golden handcuffs of monthly payments born out of materialistic catch up, being constantly under pressure to societal norms, being victim to the consequences of narrowminded and allegiance biased perspective, and realizing their lives are ultimately flawed and unfulfilled empty existences.
Those who praise NORPs: The NORPie Conspiracy
Wannabe NORPs or NORPies are astoundingly lulzworthy shitclinging lulzcows who you will likely recognize when you read through this. Ever remember that one killjoy in your life who just sat back when everyone was having fun during some meaningful celebrating or self contained moment that wasn't stupid and self absorbed, and just sat back bitterly spouting snark and cynicism and how "this wasn't impressive" or "this is cringey"? Or if you're that reclusive, the one disliker for every video on Youtube? That is the NORPie.
NORPies are denizens of every internet subgroup who are self aware to the fault. These are the kinds of people who have the hidden agenda of aiming to make things palpable for "normal people", while at the same time keeping their individuality to have them stand out for the sake of being cool to help stroke their ego to give them any sort of pulse of self motivation out of selfishness and self absorbed narcissistic Hitler levels of glory. NORPies however, suffer from not knowing these aspects of the world around them: 1) Modern day USA based Society is infact, a total shitheap run by stupid people who talk out of their ass and blindly follow whatever is given to them when they attended school and blind nationalism instilling social gatherings, and 2) They don't know how to act like real men, let alone human beings, thanks to the former. NORPies were those sieved out from such nationalism instilling social gatherings to be inspired by those who embodied such examples of "what makes our molehill great", but deep down hate and feel sorry for themselves for not sucking up to such standards and project their frustrations and dickless whining onto other people through hobbies and whenever confronted with things that dare to "challenge our ways of life". So rather than stake their own claim in life, NORPies are ultimately conformists who follow the same veins of Hitler's rise to power.
Within the internet world, NORPies can be found as:
- Internet forum/community elitists.
- Comments section peanut gallery cynics and outspoken grudgewankers.
- Satire and edgy article sites that tout themselves as having "common sense"
Frank Grimes: The Ultimate NORPie
The Simpsons is beloved by many a NORP and non-NORP alike. However, to spot a real NORPie is to bring up the topic of The Simpsons and one of its most polarizing characters: Frank Grimes.
Frank Grimes is the example of the Ultimate NORPie. Within The Simpsons' world, Frank is a pitiful, bitter, and washed up dreck of a loser that makes even the pitiful and constantly screwed over Ol' Gil character more sympathetic than him. He is also an example of bad writing. Ultimately inspired by William Foster of the movie Falling Down, Frank is said by creators to be the embodiment of "what happens when a normal person enters The Simpsons' World". Frank's childhood was explained by a news special on him in his premiere episode: He was abandoned by his parents who filmed their abandonment of him, and was forced to not attend school because he was demanded for some magical reason to be a delivery boy that delivered presents to rich parents and their brats. Because his grimdark edgelord Gary Stu childhood wasn't enough, he was forced to work as an information clerk and at a refinery at night while he forced himself to study science to get ahead in life. His graduation from correspondence school was then said to have been sabotaged by a bird who flew away with his diploma and school credentials papers. He then got a job into a nuclear power plant because its greedy and corrupt owner took pity on him and employed him.
Within his episode, Grimes is portrayed as an uptight faggot of a bitter working class stiff who will take it up the ass to stick to the rules to the R. According to many, he's supposed to be the "opposite" of the title Homer Simpson, who works hard for very little and gets no free lunch in life. And for some reason, this has garnered the sympathy of millions to relate with him.
Grimes for a matter of fact, is a huge fucking loser who hasn't done anything with his life. Say what you will about society and needing to be a "productive member", but Grimes is a huge buttfucked asshurt faggot who wanted to be a NORP his entire life. To these ends: Grimes has not stuck up for himself as a dignified human being, Grimes hasn't ever stuck it to the man when it came down to how miserable the assend of society got and continues to be, Grimes takes things up the ass like a bitch to garner sympathy and respect from something that won't ever give it to him no matter how hard he works and jumps the hurdles, Grimes will work for and overlook the actions of a corrupt billionaire who purposefully undermanages his power plant to cut costs while being the whipping boy and chew toy of this charade, Grimes refuses to take responsibility and stand up to the challenge of how his life rolls, and hates on a guy who was deliberately badly written to exaggerate how stupid he is while he is misinterpreted as a man who has it easy in life. We're happy Grimes is the "protagonist" of his escapade, because at the end he truly did become An Hero and spared us all from his insufferable shittard stiff fuckery filled existence and that wreck of televised animation. Not even other characters nor even the abysmal writing of later seasons of The Simpsons were as horribly exaggerated and overblown as Grimes was.
NORPies will and will always relate with him because of what he embodies: self pitying and jealous anger that they aren't "normal" and "has what the normal man has".
2010s NORPs
So after the internet and shows like the Big Bang Theory, popularized geek culture, the face of a normalfag has become similar to that of an autist or Christian Weston Chandler himself. So what do normalfags in the 2010s do to spend their time. Since most of these fuckers are too autistic to get jobs since their parents raised them poorly, they now either spend their time within the Social Security department, collecting entitlements, watching children's cartoons, or getting cucked by their wife. In addition to having piss poor social skills, they act like NPCs, doing what an NPC does, existing but not with any meaning. Another term for this brand of normalfag that can't get laid is nu-male or soyboy which have ruined urban centers transforming them into centers of degeneracy. If you go to any place in the "western" world then you can see the numerous amounts of ads and posters that glorify the beta male over strong individuals. Whenever you tell something that makes the NPCs mad, the NPCs will start calling you retarded, a bigot, or a fascist since the NPCs can not live without their safe spaces. The modern normalfag is an autist but not just an autist, but an autist who is a living walking breathing waste of life.
The main reason why these NORPs are so weak and emotionally fragile, is mainly because the ruling class wants to weaken the population and force everyone to do things like (Getting a job, pull up your bootstraps, and other boomer idiocy). The NORP's idea of raising a successful son or child is not bringing them into engineering or any job field that allows you to make some kind of incremental change to society, but instead being a soulless cog in the machine working for a CEO who steals your money through surplus value. To them, as long as you are the wage-slave you are independent. The real truth is that your born a wagecuck to the JEWs and other greedy capitalist scum and there is nothing you can do to change. Even player characters can become NPCs if they are unable to get out of NPC society. An NPC is not someone who lacks an inner voice, but rather someone who is afraid to challenge the forces that are oppressing them or has no power to challenge them.
In fact it is not common to hear EAT THE RICH or BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN'T EXIST from NORPs mainly because it is common sense. Most jobs tend to be located in big cities where you get taxed and rented to death. This is why 4chan (at least when they are not acting like Reddit or getting shilled by the JIDF) says to become a NEET because the NEET is way happier than the normie.
Science confirms that NPCs are in fact a legit thing
Recent studies have shown that certain people on this planet are unable to have a voice inside their head meaning that they can't think besides relying on animistic behavior or instinct. However this does not mean that these people are dumb since there are many NPCs that run our country. Despite the article having zero to do with the possibly that we live in a simulated reality or some kind of Matrix like world, conspiracy theorists use this article in order to confirm their beliefs. Before video games were even a thing there was a word coined by psychologists known as Philosophical Zombies which basically delved into the very same concept but with a less modern interpretation to it.
A conspiracy theorist talks about his idea about Spiritless Humans in full detail.
The brain study done by scientists but brought up by conspiracy theorists in order to reinforce the idea that we live inside a matrix:
See Also
- Newbie - Most Newfags that came to 4chan after 2007 become normalized and accepted. Those that came much later became something worse to them, Reddit or cancer.
- Suburbs - Breeding centers for more NPCs.
- Mundane - If it walks like an NPC then it talks like an NPC and like NPCs they are boring.
- Jews - NPC might be code for Jew.
- Nigger - There are a lot of black NORPs that can be spotted in the ghettos.
- CIS Gender - The old style brand of NORPs loved their culture but the 2010s version of these are people full of self-hatred and are usually spics.
- The Fake Internet - Normalfags usually hang out on website that can care less about the average person and more about filling their pockets with jew gold.
- Business Administration - The ultimate degree for normalfags. These fuckers are niggers who can't do math. One way to tell if someone is a normie is if they want to work 9-5 and pay $40,000 dollars to get an office job that they can get out of high school and only know how to work with spreadsheets and nothing else. They will never be a digital nomad, and will always be a basic bitch.
- Nu-male - If they are not the Chad brand of normalfaggot then they are these.
- Chris-chan - The face of normalfaggotry in the 2010s
[WTFBBQ]
| NORP is part of a series on Language & Communication | |
|---|---|
Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry •
The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
Click topics to expand |
|
| Article of the Now June 14 & June 15, 2023 | ||
| Preceded by Unabomber |
NORP | Succeeded by Randy Robert Stair |