Self-diagnosed

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Srsly, leave this shit to the professionals. They are far more accurate.

If anyone claims to have a disease on the Internets, it is probably self-diagnosed. This means that they read something on WebMD or Yahoo! Answers and decided they have that.

Most self-diagnosers have been almost raped at least once in their life, and usually possess a degree in E-Psychiatry.

Help the self-diagnosed confirm their condition with a professional group on facebook (baaleeted)

The Process

1. The self-diagnoser watches Rejected and fancies the part where the cloud bleeds from the anus
2. That night, she has a dream about her bleeding from the anus.
3. She looks up the symptoms on Yahoo! Health and discovers she has colorectal cancer
4. The self-diagnoser, now convinced that she is going to die, opens up a PayPal account.

Commonly Self-Diagnosed Diseases

• Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder because everyone's attention span sucks
• Asexuality, especially on TV Tropes [1]
• Asperger's Syndrome ever since Something Awful, LiveJournal and Slashdot began to romanticize with lack of social skills making people "smarter"
• Cancer
• Dyslexia
• Eating disorders (see fauxlimia)
• Fibromyalgia
• Internet Disease -- note, however, that this is probably the most reliable self-diagnosed disease
• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
• PTSD, common in high-school kids who have been bullied.

For more scoop on diagnosis of various lol-cows, refer to our handy Internet Disease Chart.

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Self-diagnosed is part of a series on E-psychiatry

Featured article January 14, 2006
Preceded by The War of Northern Aggression	Self-diagnosed	Succeeded by FurAffinity