Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

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As A Ploy For Attention

 Much like Asperger's Syndrome, OCD is frequently used in self-diagnoses by attention whores. In modern filmography (fucking Monk), certain character quirks are often accounted for by OCD (among other disorders), because the writers are usually too lazy to concoct an actual back story. You do not have OCD.

Actual Diagnosed Patients

It mostly manifests in compulsive routines and rituals, possibly a result of being raised Catholic or as a result of child abuse... although quantifiable those are basically one in the same. Like all mental illness it's seemingly more prominent in women than men, mostly as a result of men keeping their psychological weaknesses on the down low so as not to look like a bitch titted cuck case. Where as women tend to carry their baggage around like a badge of bravery, demanding pity pats and praise for how strong they are in the face of their debilitating first world problem.

You might have OCD if...

•   You are a faggot.
•  You've been raped.
•   You love Barack Hussein Obama.
• You watch Monk like a cunt.
•  You touch yourself.
•     You went back to the beginning of this article more than once.
• You had sex with a Jew.
•  You have assburgers.
• You are MysteryBot.
• You use Apple products.

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See Also

• Disorder
• My Strange Addiction
• Obsession
• WAXLABLTABLER
• Ulillillia - Some retarded faggot that claims to have this
• Onideus Mad Hatter - Antoher retard with ocd, only this one was an admin at one point in time.
• Asperger's Syndrome
• Bipolar Disorder
• Psychochondria

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Featured article Decemer 10 & December 10, 2017
Preceded by Mariah Anderson	Obsessive Compulsive Disorder	Succeeded by Alex Mauer