Monkeypox
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Monkeypox, also known as AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo, is a viral disease and the 2022 spiritual successor to the Covid-19 pandemic. Despite homosexuals allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexual men make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary Christian culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that God does indeed still hate fags.
Origin
Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another viral disease theorized to have been spread to humans by niggers raping monkeys in Africa. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a DARPA funded lab by Dr. Fauci✡ and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that Bill Gates could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans.
Transmission
Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is via the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by OP. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are just coincidentally contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire. Since careless fairies simply cannot help themselves by not engaging in reckless unprotected steamy buttlove, the infection of every man, transvestite, and child is inevitable.
—Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and professional liar at Fenway Institute | ||
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No woman? No cry
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"Superspreader event" is synonymous with "big gay orgy"
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Liberalism Senator Scott Wiener✡ unwilling to stop sucking and fucking diseased cocks
Symptoms
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i got ur nose! lololol
Monkeypox and the Media
Despite 99.9% of monkeypox cases occurring among homosexuals and bisexuals, mainstream media insists that it can be spread merely by sitting on the same toilet seat as a Grecian.
Not just for the gays!
Monkeypox is also known to infect the following under rare circumstances:
Racism
Due to the fact that melanin-enriched individuals closely resemble their not-so-distant simian ancestors, valiant western journalists begrudgingly acknowledged the similarity and collectively decried "DAS RACISS!!" and the name "monkeypox" was scheduled to be closed due to AIDS.
World Health Organization Renaming Efforts
Sometime last Thursday, the W.H.O. sought to rename the monkeypox virus "after a group of international scientists said the current nomenclature could be discriminatory and stigmatizing." Many interesting suggestions were made on behalf of the internet such as:
- AIDS-lite
- Ape Scrapes
- Bad Touch Bumps
- Bathouse Burns
- Bidenpox
- Bootywhore Spores
- Bottompox
- Coco pox
- Brokeback Blisters
- Coinpurse Curse
- Coon Warts
- Cornhole Cankers
- Cotton Burrs
- Democrat Dents
- Dic Tacs
- Dingle Shingles
- Fab Scabs
- Fag Ebola
- Faggot Fever
- Fartboxpox
- Felcher's Fever
- Fister Blisters
- Frotter's Rot
- Fudge Packer's Fungus
- Goypox
- Groomer's Grief
- Hennessy Lesions
- Homopox
- Homorrhea
- Hoop Rash
- Israelpox
- Jigaboomps
- Kanyebola
- Ladyboy Lesions
- LGBTFO
- Niggerpox
- Pansy Pathosis
- Pedopox
- Poofta Pimples
- Poofterpox
- Pride Marks
- Pridepox
- Pride Pustules
- Rainbow Rash
- Rimmer's Rot
- Sicko Sores
- Simian Syndrome
- Sissy Sores
- Sodomite Syndrome
- Sodompox
- The Ebonic Plague
- Tolerance Freckles
- Unity Ulcers
- Whorepox
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You can easily get tested for Monkeypox by shoving a banana up your nose.
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baby niglets anticipate monkeybox to kill all gays.
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See Also
- AIDS - The O.G. African disease
- Buttsecks - Main vector of infection
- Coronavirus - Encouraged masks but not condom use
- Ebola virus - Also made in Africa
- G.R.I.D.S. - The O.G. gay disease
- Harambe - Could have prevented this, or spread it idk
- KILL IT WITH FIRE - One final solution
- Nigger - Dindu nuffin
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| Preceded by Mad Mel |
Monkeypox | Succeeded by TBD |