w00t
W00t
"w00t" is a leetspeak word. Once upon a time, it stood for "we own other team" but now, nobody gives a shit and people now primarily use it as a sort of failed IRL meme. When the Internets was asked what words it would most like to see in the next edition of the dictionary [1], the word "whoot" made it onto the list, being defined as an "exclamation of joy". Fortunately, nobody cares about the dictionary. Dirty goffs often use w00t in an attempt to try and convey some sort of personality, but everyone knows that they all have AIDS.
The w00t paradox
The w00t paradox is a phenomenon in usage of the word w00t - to be more precise, usage of various number of 0s in middle of the word. It is not actually a paradox, nor is it interesting. Nonetheless, these figures denote the number of American English pages on Google found for the following number of zeros in the word w00t.
- w0t - 6,920
- w00t - 752,000
- w000t - 8,730
- w0000t - 4,050
- w00000t - 755
- w000000t - 8,600
- w0000000t - 6,110
- w00000000t - 4,870
- w000000000t - 4,200
- w0000000000t - 2,690
- w00000000000t - 3,380
- w000000000000t - 1,950
- w0000000000000t - 1,660
- w00000000000000t - 1,600
- w000000000000000t - 2,800
- w0000000000000000t - 1,080
- w00000000000000000t - 1,090
- w000000000000000000t - 1,080
- w0000000000000000000t - 660
- w00000000000000000000t - 771
- w000000000000000000000t - 739
- w0000000000000000000000t - 645
- w00000000000000000000000t - 490
- w000000000000000000000000t - 627
- w0000000000000000000000000t - 450
- w00000000000000000000000000t - 562
- w000000000000000000000000000t - 403
- w0000000000000000000000000000t - 355
- w00000000000000000000000000000t - 307
- w000000000000000000000000000000t - 310
- w0000000000000000000000000000000t - 255
- w00000000000000000000000000000000t - 833
- w000000000000000000000000000000000t - 147
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000t - 191
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000t - 224
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 308
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 96
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 94
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 85
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 148
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 219
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 149
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 98
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 336
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 46
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 75
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 25
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 32
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 36
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 21
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 119
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 72
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 35
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 69
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 26
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 33
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 15
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 7
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 90
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 22
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 11
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 12
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
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- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 3
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- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
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- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
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- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 8
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 6
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- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
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- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
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- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
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- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
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- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
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- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 3
- w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
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- w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
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- w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
(There aren't any more until w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t but within a few days there will be one. As for any past this point, it goes on onto the next line on standard resolution so just Google it (990 0s, 1,900,000,000 matchs).)
w00t boots and w00tie booties are often heard
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