Time Cube

Harnessing your toilet's 4 sides since 1986.

Irrefutable proof that Time Cube is true.

NATURE'S HARMONIC 4-DAY TIME CUBE IS THE TRUTH. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID BY YOUR GOVERNMENT AND SCHOOLS TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ONE DAY, WHEN IT IS CLEAR TO ALL ENTITIES THAT THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS CUBED DAYS GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME, THANKS TO THE UNITED STATES AND THE JEWS. EVIL ACADEMIC BASTARDS WHO PREACH THE ONE TIME THEORY ARE KEEPING YOU STUPID AND SHOULD BE KILLED. GOVERNMENT, RELIGION AND CORPORATE MONEYMOGULS ARE ALSO EVIL FOR SUPPRESSING TIME CUBE, AND NEED TO BE HANGED AT GALLOWS IF THEY DO NOT CHANGE THEIR WAYS.

TIME CUBE TRUTHS COMMON KNOWLEDGE

TIME CUBE IS A "T.O.E." - THEORY OF EVERYTHING: TIME, LIFE AND TRUTH. TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE MAKES YOU EVIL.

THERE ARE FOUR 24 HOUR DAYS ON THE PLANET EARTH.

HUMAN LIFE IS A "CRAP SHOOT." MALES AND FEMALES ARE TWO SEPARATE CUBES.

GENE RAY, TIME CUBE REVEALER, IS THE WORLDS SMARTEST HUMAN BEING. HE IS ALSO A COUSIN OF PIRAT PONTON.

HUMANS ARE CUBES, NOT ENTITIES.

MIDNIGHT BE BLACK RACE DAY.

MATH IS TEH EVIL. ALL NUMBERS EQUAL ZERO.

HOW COULD CUBELESS JEW GOD-QUEER CREATE MAN FROM DIRT WHEN BODY IS 75 PERCENT WATER.

WORD ADULTISM IS ANTI-CHILD.

MAN IS PERSONIFIED PYRAMID; THE HEAD IS MADE OF FOUR CORNERS - TWO, EARS NOSE, AND BACK CORNER.

TIME IS CUBIC NOT LINEAR. NO THIS IS NOT A RUBIX CUBE HAHAHA LOL0RZ HAX0RZ

A MOTHER AND A BABY ARE THE SAME AGE: 16 YEARS OLD

CUBED NATURE IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, SO ALL EXPLANATION MUST BE DONE IN ALL CAPS FONT SIZE=5.

OBAMA MUST RESIGN TO SAVE HIS PEOPLE FROM HIS CATASTROPHE. SUN POWER WILL NOT ALLOW ANY BLACK SKIN POWER TO RULE OVER IT'S LIGHT DOMAIN.

Dramatic Possibilities

LINUX CUBE IS TRUTH, SINGLE DESKTOP ENVIRONMENTS ARE A LIE

TIME CUBE KILLED JESUS FOR YOUR STUPID-EDUCATED SINS

(NOTE: BELOW, THE FAGGOTY PORTION OF THIS ENTRY BEGINS, DENOTED BY THE FACT IT IS NOT IN CAPS, AND IS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY A PRETENTIOUS Jews.) First, Time Cubers are absolute nutjobs; only Alex Chiu comes close for sheer amounts of certifiable insanity. They typically type in all-caps, they believe bullshit theories about the universe, and are as elitist as your resident indie fucktard. Thus, it's very easy to troll them.

Say there's only one time.

YEAH THE TIME OF THE CUBE

Say 1 + 1 = 2. They HATE that.

ONE CUBE+ONE CUBE=TWO CUBES, SO WHAT STUPID JEW

Say that cubes have 6 sides, not 4.

YEAH SMARTASS, BUT 6x4=24 (HOURS OF THE DAY)

Say that Gene Ray is a schizophrenic.

MOST GENIUSES WERE/ARE CRAZY AS HELL, JEWS THOUGHT JESUS WAS CRAZY TOO.

If you want, it's extremely simple to act like a Time Cuber. The caps lock is your best friend in this case, but you have other opportunities:

Blame everything on the Jews. Yes, we know, everything is already their fault, but since they're already responsible for world hunger, war, and Quasidan, we may as well blame fake things on them, too.

Don't type anything in understandable plain English. Expect others to understand your incoherent babbling anyways and act like they're stupid if all they can respond with is lol wut.

Whenever someone claims a fact, say "You are educated stupid," and begin ranting about the evil academic agenda. EPoints if you can a) blame it on multiple groups, or b) come up with unique ways to kill said groups. Gene Ray prefers crucifixion or burning in Hell - strange for someone who claims to not believe in God - but your mileage may vary.

The fewer facts you can cite, the more successful your Time Cube argument will become. Wager money on it! Offer to kill your children! Claim that your amazing and superior Time Cube ideas are being silenced by the evil academics! The possibilities are endless!

(NOTE: PRETENTIOUS JEW IS DONE BESTOWING US WITH HIS INFINITE WISDOM, AND IS NOW MASSAGING HIS BALLS WITH CRISCO.)

Time Cube - The Gene Ray Interview

TechTV interviewed Gene Ray, the Time Cube Theory creator, on June 18 2003. Was he two sides short of a full cube? You decide.

Time Cube - Gene Ray Interview

	“	It is the only principle that has saved humans from self-destruction. Like Easter Island...they ate the chickens...then they started practicing cannibalism. The US is on the same path, it is just a larger island.	„
	—Gene Ray

Richard Janczarsky: Time Cube An Hero

Gene Ray's protege and scrotum masseuse. The world's 2nd wisest human and OH SO MUCH LULZier than his sith master. He walked into a train and became an hero and a winrar. You should also attempt this.

16 wise insights

PROOF OF TIME CUBE

CANT DO THESE IN FIRST WORLD AWAKE MODE?

STARE AT AN OBJECT ON A WALL <---- MAKE IT FALL
USE A DIMMER SWITCH TO PUT AN ELECTRICAL OBJECT ON THE EDGE ----> MAKE IT TWITCH
LISTEN TO A RECORD ---> ABSORB THE THOUGHTFORMS TRANSFORM SITUATIONS THRU THE GUIDES PATH
HOLD TWO MIRRORS UP TO EACH OTHER --> watch your self reflect back onto a reflection of a reflection of illusion OF A TIME CUBE
UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER ---> hypnagogic black TIME CUBE
MAKE A LIST <---- CHECK IT TWICE
SWEAT--->
SWEAT---> SWEAT--->
SWEAT---> SWEAT---> TIME CUBE
SWEAT--->
MASTER YOUR DREAMS--> to --> ENSLAVE YOUR WAKENESS --> to ---> MASTER THE INFINITE DREAM------> FIND OUT IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY OR NICE
FIND SANTA <----MAKE HIM SHIMMER
DISSOLVE ---> UNDERSTAND THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT
I ONLY EXISTS IN YOUR HEAD
YOU IS BULLSHIT

External Links

KLULZ interview. ED:IRC video version. Cornell scientist James Dobson interviews Ray via phone April 30, 2010.
Wikipedia entry. As shitty as Wikipedia is, the fact that someone took hours to actually decipher this nonsense deserves a mention. Also, hit "newer version" over 9000 times, there's a shitload of lulz to be taken. Guaranteed!
Let others know that you aren't educated stupid with the official ED Time Cube shirt
Gene Ray's Time Cube Site
Cubic Awareness Online
Thymecube
The Wisest Human Do a whois on thewisesthuman.com and guess what: The Administrative contact is Gene Ray! This douchebag thinks highly of himself.
Also a well adjusted individual
Clone?
Punisher A famous retard fag on GLP (and other forums) whose Questionable logic is pretty much like the one used by Gene Ray. He thinks that science is a lie, that only him, the son of Enoch possesses the ultimate truth, that everyone who disagrees with him lies, is brainwashed and evil and will end up having their ass kicked by Enoch once dead. He likes to debate about a buttload of other motherfucking buffalo diarrhoea like the fact that the space shuttle lack of rear thrusters and therefore can't dock with the ISS, that's it's a lie, a fucking conspiracy to enslave your mind. He also is an adept of the flat earth theory.
His Twitter: unfortunately his 82+ cancer prevents him from frequent updates.