User:RagingHeterosexual
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RagingHeterosexual is a Lazy retard that plays vidya games and sleeps all day long and doesn't do a single damn thing. he is also the bestest worst editor on ED.
Infact, he is still figuring out how the fuck it works.
Daily Life
RagingHeterosexual Plays games on his xbox all day by himself. when he's not doing that, he's on the computer lulzing at stuff like a 'tard. He barely gets enough sleep, and when he does sleep, he dreams about playing xbox and lulzing on the computer. he lives a sad, sad existence.
On rare occasions he can be found awkwardly browsing games at best buy and gamestop. he also frequents fast food restaurants. sometimes he in facts (not shitting you) rides a bike. though, the sunlight burns his pale skin and hurts his eyes because he spends most of his time in the basement playing video games on his computer and xbox (simultaneously, of course) and lulzing on his computer.
he says he is "living the life."
— R.H., lying. | ||
Things R.H. Likes
- Eating.
- Tits. Big ones.
- Snorting powdered Sugar.
- My iPod.
- Listening to music.
- Shagging your mom like a carpenter.
- Plowing your moms bean field like a farmer.
- poking your moms Brown Starfish with a fishing pole.
- Eating your mom out like shes an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
- motor boating your mom like a rich guys yacht club.
- Sleeping for weeks on end.
- Drinking copious amounts of soda and apple cider.
- DAIRY-FUCKING-QUEEN. (CHILI CHEESE DOG WITH FRIES, ONION RINGS, SODA, AND A BLIZZARD OMG FUCK YEAH.)
- peeing in Gatorade bottles.
- annoying you.
Things that R.H. Hates
- Working
- Overuse of the word "sir".
- taking a shit.
- Paying for stuff.
- Sneezing.
- Farting.
- puking.
- GIGA PUDDI.
- Kids.
- Zealots.
- Elitist Call of duty FanFags.
- Elitist Battlefield FanFags.
- Rap Music.
- BURGER-FUCKING-KING. (they put VEGTABLES on my FUCKING HAMBURGER.)
- TACO FUCKING BELL. (id rather eat in one of their urinals than eat their dirty-ass food.)
- GAME-FUCKING-STOP. ("what pre-order? oh that one, it will arrive once you keel over and die. have a nice day.")
- The new breed of "trolling".
- iPod Auto correct.
- Pretty much everything.
R.H. Journal Entries.
- 06.30.1993 mom kicked me out of the womb today. bitch.
- 01.26.2010
Today i picked up mass effect 2. great game, great graphics, great story line. i really wouldn't have it any other way. but journal, im not here to talk about that. im here to document what went down at the dreaded gamestop. I walked in just like any other day with my slims-straight jeans on and my Gears Of War hoodie. but something made that day different. it was that cashier. it wasnt Joe, the usual fat ass at the counter, it was some chick with huge tits. She asked me how she could help me, oh god all the answers for that. i was half flaccid already. i told her i preordered a copy of ME2, and she turned around and began to reach for it. she reached for it and couldn't quite get it. she took a chair and stood on it on her tippy toes, he ass was in clear view. i stood in awe with my mouth gaping open, drooling, making the already wet floor even more of a slipping hazard. (dw, i know a good lawyer.) she stepped down and handed me the game, with a smile that made the cold weather warm. then the worst happened. i had a can of Spaghettios in my GOW hoodie pocket (DON'T BLAME ME GUYS, JUST WANTED A DELICIOUS SNACK WHILST PLAYING ME2) and it fell out. i bent over to pick it up and my Half flaccid cock prefired, causing me to jerk awkwardly and fall face first on the can of spaghettios, breaking my nose. as i got up, i noticed the mess i made and the fact that everyone in the store was looking at me. i peed myself and burst into tears, leaving me to grab ME2 and bolt out of the gamestop. Though i had ruined several articles of clothing, i do however enjoy Mass Effect 2. it was a great investment indeed.
-11.11.2011
Roses are red violets are blue MW3 graphics are crap, and the gameplay sucks too.
-11.12.2011
I just met the most coolest person in the world. his name is noone. i think he is awesome. im glad noone loves me. <3
-11.15.2011
Today i picked up a copy of Saints Row: the third. seems fun so far! i hope i don't beat it in one week! ill be sure to occupy my time so i don't sit around playing for days.
-11.16.2011
Lost my virginity today, but then i found it. i was scared for a minute or two there.
-11.17.2011
ITS RAINING MONEY.
just kidding. its raining snow.
-11.18.2011
Today, i beat Saints Row: the Third, 90% completion. i sacrificed hours of fap, food, and bathroom time (peed in a Gatorade bottle, pooped out the window.) and even skipped class. it was worth it.
-11.20.2011
I wonder what will happen in the legend of zeldas' new game... i dont know, maybe find the master sword for the 9000th time?