Tits
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Tits (Also known as titties, boobs, and other terms too stupid to name) are the slang for breast, one of two gelatinous formations on a female chest. They are the least hidden part of female human anatomy as well as the most jealously guarded. Since the dawn of man, tits have commonly been used as a form of currency and have recently been used to gain seats of high power and influential offices (see: Sarah Palin).
If a woman's tits suck, she may experience certain side effects such as:
- Being forced to actually put any amount greater than zero into daily endeavors
- Developing a sense of humor or something other than a completely irrelevant and useless personality
- A massive chasm where inexhaustible self entitlement and free fabulous cash and prizes would otherwise be
So remember ladies, if God gave you crappy boobs, that's because he hates you and wants you to suffer, and rightfully so.
Types
Tit quality has been scientifically proven to determine 99.9% of a woman's usefulness to society. The better the tits, the less brainpower nature will deem it necessary to allot her. Women with great tits are stupid enough to keep their annoying dreams and desires from hindering the Greater Good of Mankind. Here's a few types of tits and their results:
- Sloppy: Sloppy tits are the kind of boobs that are so fat and unattractive that before the third chick walks into the porno, you find yourself projectile vomiting on your computer screen. They get their name from the mesmerizing sway and jiggle that often comes with the classic case of sloppy tittitus.
- Invisible: Invisitits are the boobs that unattractive skinny chicks have. These are the kind that gets pedophiles and weeaboos wet.
- MyFreeImplants: The kind that 13-year-old boy want to touch
- Manboobs: Man boobs are boobs belonging to a man that is overweight. Unfortunately, wherever real boobs can be found on display in a public area man boobs are always in close proximity.
Videos
Seriously? Fourteen million porn sites at your disposal and you want to look at porn here? Huh, whatever.
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Gallery
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This is a gif that pertains to the spirit of this page!
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And that woman grew up to be Jessica Alba!
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How tits are typically represented on tv.
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Oh I get it, das bluerednipplepaint is Russian for paper, very good.
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She's got a really pretty smile.
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Stupid bitch.
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Noisecore bands always manage to bring the tone down.
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Oh lawdy
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Multiple stream milky nipple piss!
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Under age tits?
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Paul's mom's tits.
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Now in your favorite anime!
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As sooon as the representative from American Apparel saw the first photograph, she regretted the model she'd chosen.
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Gettin' 'em ready for old men to milk!
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Our special females so very dairy as the cows
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Bonus lulz when you get them on webcam
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Patrick Hamm and Lena Chen made history by receiving the first Muffin Top Implants
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Thanks demotivator. From now on you can be in charge of stating the obvious.
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Tits like these are the fucking worst. Stupid nerd girls and their cone tits.
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In case you needed more proof that /b/tards are virgins
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iiinterstate Tits
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A booby macro!
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Even small tits are still tits
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And another
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Look at those huge tits!
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Tits welcome globalisation. Rusty noes.
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MOAR
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Even guys have tits(duh!). I mean what is the problem??
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Now that's what I call tits.
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She's gunna be an ugly 30 year old.
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This is what you get when you get breast implants.
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And yet another.
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In the right context, boobs can make a man's day.
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Boobs are only appreciated on women.
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This is a breast. It is a source of energy for the internets.
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These tits get fucked twice a day!
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Asian Porn gets cocks all warm!
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These boobs can fuck you up - the ass.
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How big are these boobs?
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Typical Sheneequa tits.
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Sloppy tits can sometimes be emo.
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Some people like fat 'uns, but I think it is important to note that isn't a real cock.
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Some tits are DO NOT WANT.
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ZOMG TITTIEZ!!!
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Reverse, Reverse!
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Christmas Boobs~
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Rack-etball.
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Brazilian girl resulting in undulating titties.
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Bathtub fun resulting in undulating titties.
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Tits make milk for my lunch!
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"Are you taking care of your breasts? Harden your nipples with daily washing in cold water."
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Proper formatting is a plus.
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Big floppy tits can get you steady work!
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Real women have real nipples that you can hang your coat on.
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Some tits are really nice and big and juicy, to produce milk for your coffee.
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Goth tits
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Prepare for take off!
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I fucking came.
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These tits are horribly sloppy.
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As are these.
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Real boobies.
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Weirdly that makes me want to kill myself :/
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You can titty fuck your fat friend if it so pleases you.
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Sheneequa tits.
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1000% natural tits.
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Symmetry FTW.
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Moar epic boobs!
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True tit fucking.
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EverQuest II has a lot of tits.
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Unlimited Boob Works
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Mutant tits
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Denise Milani
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Do not want.
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Where to get tits.
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What?
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Nerd have huge boobs too!
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Now in edible form, courtesy from the Land of the Rising Sun!
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You know you wanna wash them
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God's gift to men.
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Double your tits or double your money back. - A. Bester
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Her nose and eyes are too small, spoiling that fine body.
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Classy Family Fun For Everyone!
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Sprinkles... that is all
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Caroline Mosley
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Caroline Mosley
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Caroline Mosley
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And all for $10.99 per 15 minutes!
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Enjoy your mid 20s.
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Claudia's tits
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How to test for authenticity
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My eyes are up here
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See Also
- Avoiding Unwanted Attention
- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome (T.I.T.S)
- Boobpedia
- Bra the cage for wild boobies.
- MyFreeImplants
- Hugh Hefner
- Lolo Ferrari: Ex-owner of the world's biggest (fake) tits
- Manboobs
- Milk Bags
- Operation Titstorm
- TITTY MONSTER
- Killer Titties
External Links
- The Power of Big Tits (tease with Tits)
- A massive tits gallery
- Tits also serve as stress toys!
- Mastastia.com: Holy. Fucking. SHIT.
- ForumWarz: A winrar is you if you go here, upload those boob pictures, and then put them back up here on this page.
- Huge Tits Gallery on deviantART.
- One of the best boobs site ever
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