User talk:NKO/2014

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January

LOL

I'm slacking this morning! 00:49, 6 January 2014 (EST)

Anytime, it's a funny phrase and I've been waiting for you to move it to the mainspace. reply 01:22, 23 January 2014 (EST)
Next time I'll check that, sometimes I am lacking a couple marbles. :D reply 01:33, 23 January 2014 (EST)

Sure thing! If you could spam the talk page with a bunch of external links, especially any drama about Legend of the Cryptids, that would be great. reply 01:55, 23 January 2014 (EST)

FOTY

Yo mah nigga why you be revertin me an shit? Gretchen 16:05, 18 January 2014 (EST)

Even that article? Ok fine. I guess I could do some useful editing here since I just got banned from EDF. Gretchen 20:00, 18 January 2014 (EST)
Heh, you wanna see "writing yourself into an article?" Check this shit out. https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=EmiNet&oldid=616448 Gretchen 16:31, 22 January 2014 (EST)
I hope that's because you're looking at the version where I fixed all that shit. There were about 2 dozen references to "we" and "us," in regards to dat #realniggas crew. Anyways, I'll get off your talk page now. Gretchen 16:50, 22 January 2014 (EST)

Steam

Now we know your real name, you Latvian fuck. CobaltCat 15:10, 22 January 2014 (EST)

That's not my Steam ID. It's someone elses douche. ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:02, 22 January 2014 (EST)
Who cares? You are both the same person. And gay. CobaltCat 16:13, 22 January 2014 (EST)
You're gay ••General Niggerson Page me. 16:14, 22 January 2014 (EST)

Legend of the Cryptids

Would you be willing to locate and upload pictures of cards like this? I almost overlooked the fact women are wearing next to nothing but yeah, that should definitely be in the article. It will be a while before I am familiarized with this topic. Thanks, reply 04:22, 24 January 2014 (EST)

Perfect! reply 04:42, 24 January 2014 (EST)

hey there

JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE NAME AND/OR HANDLE "NIKO". YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO NIKOLA TESLA AND NICO. 04:04, 25 January 2014 (EST)

February

Your assumption

It is because in darkness all cats are gray. CobaltCat 23:45, 3 February 2014 (EST)

Amanda Todd‎

I was looking over that edit, it seems they did add some information, though several images were removed. reply 02:01, 13 February 2014 (EST)

Nevermind. reply 02:02, 13 February 2014 (EST)


   
 
turn ur fucking bot on
 

 
 

That sounds perverted. reply 01:38, 15 February 2014 (EST)

I seriously think they want me to return to the forums, this place never fails to amuse me. reply 02:09, 19 February 2014 (EST)
You make it difficult for me to create oddguy socks, LOL. reply 15:44, 21 February 2014 (EST)
Sorry to butt in, but that wasn't funny. Wee 15:55, 21 February 2014 (EST)
What exactly are you talking about? reply 15:58, 21 February 2014 (EST)
I heard you created a sockpuppet named Oddbuy. And right after it got banned, you went in ahead and labelled it as your sockpuppet then messaged this guy saying this:
   
 
You make it difficult for me to create oddguy socks, LOL.
 

 
 

Wee 16:09, 21 February 2014 (EST)
Now I feel terrible, it won't happen again. Your feedback is appreciated. Regards, reply 16:45, 21 February 2014 (EST)
I didn't mean to offend you in any way. I was just sayin Wee 16:48, 21 February 2014 (EST)

:)

 

Hi 

  01:53, 20 February 2014 (EST)

Give that man a cookie. ~Oblique 02:01, 20 February 2014 (EST)
Nah, but here's a cache...

COCKS!
A collection of Cocks located deep within the depths of Special:UnusedFiles.

See also

brb I gotta notify hipcrime of this. reply 17:57, 21 February 2014 (EST)
Awww, I wanted the fap vault. ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:28, 21 February 2014 (EST)

lol

imma call you quick draw mcgraw Uberfukken 13:28, 24 February 2014 (EST)

IP Block

All done. If he shows up again leave another message on my talk page. - Scamp (Talk) - 17:05, 24 February 2014 (EST)

Hai

Since you brought this specific point up, this is a new account but I've contributed efforts to ED for very many years. At this point I consider myself a veritable social architect of lulz. I don't want to claim special ownership of anything but the Jew article is almost like "my baby"... Keeping one account would make me more of a target for Zionists and others, plus sometimes I forget passwords, etc. I trust that we're all fighting the same fight against Global Zionism and working in good faith. C0gn1t10n 22:25, 25 February 2014 (EST)

"The Downing Street Affair"

I see you've deleted it. Too subtle? Let me spell it out: David Cameron's wife has been dicked by his old mate the Mayor of London. Since the UK Press is being kept quiet on the matter, it would appear (to this Britfag) to warrant a page in these here annals of the satirical. Any chance you could fish it out of the deletions file? I'll add some explanatory text if it's really absolutely necessary.Sidecar 18:05, 26 February 2014 (EST)

I sent you a email, it a emergency!

See email for info. Mirrors II 22:24, 28 February 2014 (EST)


March to June

NotHappening's kittens

Thank you. reply 00:30, 1 March 2014 (EST)

bans

{{kittens}}  — Preceding comment added by IRC (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

can you stop banning people for long amounts of time for stupid shit --Likeicare 22:14, 1 March 2014 (EST)

whatever. as long as he doesnt remove shit from my talk page he's free to go. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:56, 1 March 2014 (EST)
hey man calm down, dude i think you need to take a break & get a breather or something, maybe get some water or walk down to the park and get some coffee, maybe meet a nice girl there or something (this worked for me in the sims 2 once) & you can stay out later than expected but that's ok because you had a good time & you can go home & put on remain in light & then maybe you'll be ok enough to handle this situation 11:42, 3 March 2014 (EST)

butthurt

butthurt? over a ban? good one, 7/10, would've been better if you would've insulted me. Oliver Hart 12:48, 3 March 2014 (EST)

lol 
Hi 
  12:57, 3 March 2014 (EST)
the professional dickrider and asslicker Dbaggins aka puddles the owner of the GREAT nuchan shows up once again to show that he actually has the iq to prove someone "wrong" (good job, do you want me to award you with a star?), it's quite saddening that you fail to process information into your tiny little brain correctly, but uh... you're puddles, what did I expect? LOL
p.s adding facts doesn't equal being butthurt :^)Oliver Hart 13:18, 3 March 2014 (EST)

hi

hi, how are you?  — Preceding comment added by Oliver Hart (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

have you ever been with a man? Oliver Hart 17:07, 4 March 2014 (EST)

woops

woops sorry im still new :)
 — Preceding comment added by Oliver Hart (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

You two niggas will make a cute couple. reply 12:21, 6 March 2014 (EST)
I' sure you are ••General Niggerson Page me. 12:23, 6 March 2014 (EST)
We have our ups and downs but at the end of the day we're still two madly in love faggots :) I'm the top btw Oliver Hart 12:30, 6 March 2014 (EST)
Uh-huh, sure you are ••General Niggerson Page me. 12:40, 6 March 2014 (EST)

that socker

it looks like only the two accounts, and it looks they're both banned.. is there something im missing? -hipcrime 17:10, 10 March 2014 (EDT)

will do. /)(\ -hipcrime 17:34, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
  • aw! ily2. <3 {{saranwrap|Love}} -hipcrime 18:03, 10 March 2014 (EDT)

RE:lol

After taking the virginity of two bureaucrats, I've earned the right to smoke a cigar. reply 07:15, 14 March 2014 (EDT)

naughty 4 u

when are you coming home from work? i got something special for you tonight ;3 miss u xoxo ;] <3  — Preceding comment added by Oliver Hart (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Re: He's still going

He's using proxys so there's not much I can do about it. - Scamp (Talk) - 15:05, 15 March 2014 (EDT)

hey shitlord

have u ever read a book 21:13, 16 March 2014 (EDT)

that's not an answer, and what defines a "stupid" question? 18:45, 17 March 2014 (EDT)
why wont you tell me? given the information you've provided me on the subject, I'm going to assume the answer is a shameful "no". 21:17, 17 March 2014 (EDT)
look, here I am trying to have a conversation and you refuse to engage in anything beyond "i know you are but what am i" type banter. I don't see your reasoning for refusing to answer a simple question, especially as you do so in such a hostile manner. 21:46, 17 March 2014 (EDT)

RE:likeicare

He got his sysop back, he and I are friends. reply 13:12, 22 March 2014 (EDT)

It's fine at least you're watching rc. reply 15:01, 22 March 2014 (EDT)

that faggot

do you have any idea who that an8thg cunt is -- Likeicare 03:52, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

beats the shit outta me. this guy's been sock wanking for a like 2 years. i think it's some guy from Milton Ontario. All proxies banned after him all lead the the same location. ••General Niggerson Page me. 04:18, 23 March 2014 (EDT)
thing i dont understand is, he makes an acc, i leave him for a while to see what he does, and nothing happens....its like he signs up just to get banned -- Likeicare 04:21, 23 March 2014 (EDT)
From what I saw in the block log in june of 2012, his first acct was known as LAITH10, and he vandalized admin pages with some sort of spambot like contribution. And hes been making all these wreckless socks eversince he got banned before his spambot spree went wild. ••General Niggerson Page me. 04:27, 23 March 2014 (EDT)
Good news, I found him
CobaltCat 04:35, 23 March 2014 (EDT)
No you didnt. Anyway, just google LAITH10, I'm sure there will be pages titled "User:LAITH10" or some shit like that just like how you googled AN8THG ••General Niggerson Page me. 04:44, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

HEY MAN

Gotta say every picture you send to the server from your machine through (& into) the cables & wires & into the intellectual sector that is known more commonly as THE INTERNET™ has contributed greatly to the aims of ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA as a whole -- furthermore, it is imperative we make clear said motives in order to establish ourselves as a historical case of sociological reaction & human expression. I will propose to you the manifesto:

  1. The purpose of Encyclopedia Dramatica is to define who constitutes as "intellectually inferior" through exemplifying case studies.
  2. The intellectually inferior must be identified and exploited for both emotional and educational gain.
  3. The exploitation of the intellectually inferior will promote our key ideals, these include:
    1. Democratic socialism.
    2. Maintaining order and classical structure in the human gene pool.
    3. Reintroduction of enlightenment-era gender ideologies.
    4. Progressive literature, film, art, and music.
    5. Sexual liberation.
  4. The intellectually inferior must not be evicted from society, but rather trained to be placed on the lowest possible level of the social order.

It may also be a useful endeavor to begin (yourself) practicing in social experimentation -- this may include investigation into such concepts as homosexuality, spiritual existentialism, hedonism, and the like. 04:12, 24 March 2014 (EDT)

Oliver Hart

Yes, I am going to ban him for that. Failure to accept Admin's decisions, and a complete fucking butthurt excuse for not having Likeifaggot under EDFSeries. He hasn't been on EDF long enough? Besides the point that he has been on EDF longer than Milwin, Chris is an Admin, meaning that he is granted an EDFfagbadge automatically. CobaltCat 11:58, 29 March 2014 (EDT)

that article

np. :) -hipcrime 17:21, 30 March 2014 (EDT)

HELLO

Yes hello, why do you never reply to me, friend? This is quite urgent. 18:01, 30 March 2014 (EDT)

re: An8thg

no problem, and why do you think he's gone? --Emperor Likeicare 03:24, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

he's been going for several years now, i dont think two days is a big deal...just saying --Emperor Likeicare 06:57, 1 April 2014 (EDT)

lol ok --Emperor Likeicare 05:13, 4 April 2014 (EDT)

yeah im always looking out for accounts like that --Emperor Likeicare 03:20, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

RE: ParadiseFreedom

Was attempting to spruce it up, edit it to look a bit better than it did at 3AM. It did not type out or come across as planned, I'm making a new and more coherent rewrite currently. Kawaiikitten 17:13, 7 April 2014

I actually was present for a large chunk of drama Paradise caused that is not mentioned in the article. Kitten 18:35, 7 April 2014 (EDT)

why

i understand that colleen might not be working, but whats the point in this? just so i know if we're supposed to actually do this or not
 (diff | hist) . . N User:MohammaHowton‎; 14:32 . . (+26) . . NKO (Talk | contribs | rape) (Created page with "{{banned|being a spambot}}") 
--Emperor Likeicare 04:47, 12 April 2014 (EDT)

Just giving props where they're due (15:06, 17 April 2014, EDT)

Hello there.

While I was out lurking, I noticed you've been on your game a lot lately, keeping spammers out and cleansing ED of illegal/disallowed pics.
Your loyalty to our pack is honored.

Duplicate files

I wrote what they were duplicates of in the delete template. The File:Michael_Bay_Threat_Fast.gif is a dupe of File:Michael_Bay_Threat.gif, and the File:HellKitty.png is a dupe of Threat-HellKitty.png. Some people tell me to delete duplicate files, some people tell me we shouldn't. Idk. Sickpuppy Lurking Wolf 00:12, 19 April 2014 (EDT)

Teh Beatles

Heya, do you have any ideas as to what is a good place to start on the article? I did my best on most of it, but a lot of the shit meepsheep wrote was pretty damn bad, no offense. Idk if you want to re-evaluate it or not. FoxFag 22:27, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

cutie-kitty-julie

When deleting shitty/abandoned articles, make sure ya check to see if it needs changed out from BNA so you're not leaving red links on the Main Page.  Sickpuppy  10:27, 27 June 2014 (EDT)

= July-August

Need 2 know, is this shit?

This article is something I started recently, mostly to parody the WikiFauna article on Wikipedia, but being a dumbass, I forgot to start it in my userspace and Sickpuppy moved it there, and while I hung some more flesh on the skeleton, is this crap, or does this have the potential to be funny. If not, I was going to delete it. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 16:41, 3 July 2014 (EDT)

Nvm, Schnookums got back to me on this, but if you know any way to improve it, I'm all ears. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 19:21, 3 July 2014 (EDT)

RE:

saw that, thx. reply 01:51, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

its okay

im having fun i promise no hard feelings after this i hope

but seriously no more of phobos' USI 
Hi 
  02:05, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
no thanks i dont wipe my chin and say thank you 
Hi 
  02:11, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

September to December

did you know?

you're the only admin edgy enough to put spree templates on user pages anymore. it's like you're some kid who sits at home playing shooter games all day, and in your down time you check RC to see if there's anything you can ban or delete to feel hardcore.

but that's not enough, you gotta go overboard and vandalize the fuck out of it, even though they're never gonna see it cus they're an automated spammer. vermin 11:56, 21 September 2014 (EDT)

"ahh, he'll unban himself"

No, he can't. He isn't a sysop anymore. --JuniusThaddeus 21:21, 15 November 2014 (EST)

Don't apologize to me; the block didn't affect my account. --JuniusThaddeus 21:41, 15 November 2014 (EST)
I believe you, but Schnookums is the one you should apologize to. You didn't hurt me. --JuniusThaddeus 21:56, 15 November 2014 (EST)

Slander

Why are you writing lies about people? Jonah 19:31, 26 November 2014 (EST)

Now childish name calling? I guess you just have a low mental age. Jonah 19:39, 26 November 2014 (EST)

DatAss70

It's hard to tell exactly wtf he's doing sometimes because he edits about 20 in a row, but you really should take a look before reverting, he's rming content. --User:Baka 14:39, 29 November 2014 (EST)

Move it Plz

Hi, Can you move my article from my sandbox?

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Tigercommander/Libya

Thanks in advance Tigercommander 04:11, 15 December 2014 (EST)


Jew you took my virginity Tigercommander 05:04, 16 December 2014 (EST)

guess what

Look son, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm going to just straight up tell you what we've been trying to get at for a long time now: you are an inferior. I don't quite know how you ended up the way you did, or, conversely, how I came to fill the position of a superior, but it is simply the truth. I don't know if you'll even be able to comprehend this, but you are part of what is probably the lowest class of non-mentally retarded (I mean, medically retarded; the kind of stupidity you possess is just inherited from your stupid parents [guessing you come from a typical blue-collar family]) human beings; your existence produces little as far as the progression of humanity is concerned. I have never seen you produce anything that could be considered productive academically or artistically, though I don't believe you are actually capable of doing so. While my understanding of you as an entity comes only from your actions on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I, without a doubt, assume this claim extends to all areas of your life. I now challenge you to try to justify your entire existence. Good luck. 23:24, 26 December 2014 (EST)

Because you can't. At least you know you're useless online and off. 23:34, 26 December 2014 (EST)