Wattpad
Wattpad is a shitty website where 12-year-old girl will write the most retarded pieces of "literature" possible. They will usually write stories about a girl getting railed by a fuckboy, stealing all her innocence, while hoping they will create the next Twilight or Fifty Shades of Grey. Instead, they spread cancer to millions of people just by looking at one. Unless you're a Wattpad user, who will just make more Wattpads exactly like that atrocity. You can make your horny fantasy come to life (let's face it you have a lot), and the world can see the depths of your depravity. Wattpad is proof society has fallen and all hope is lost.
Types of Wattpads
All Wattpads involve the following things, as originality is dead.
- Bakugou
- Any member of BTS
- Any character from Harry Potter, but mainly Draco Malfoy.
- Dream / Members of the DreamSMP
- Ræp
- Male/Female reader X Fictional characters
- Any Haikyuu character
- Fictional characters (usually from RWBY or Attack on Titan) reacting to shit nobody cares about.
How to create a Wattpad
1. Get a character from any series
2. Make them have sex with your OC
3. Big fight over your OC having sex.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
Types of Wattpads
- The Horny girls: The girls write stories about an girl having sex with a fuckboy, their stories contain no depth and the fuckboy is misogynistic.
- The Stans: They write complete nonsensical plot about their idol fucking them. It would be pedophilia for most articles to have them fucking you anyways.
- The Fantards: People that write fan fiction as shit as My Immortal, usually about some lonely girl OC with no friends.
- The Weebs: Usually about someone having a crush and getting laid on by the crush. The characters are written to be be such "badasses" despite having no personality.
Features
You want to get money from your shitty piece of "literature" that you think is a "masterpiece"? You can charge money for it, so now people will have to give you money in order to read your Wattpad; people will pay for anything, so they will be bound to pay for your "work". Then the moolah will be rolling in and you will be rich.
Want to be more famous? You can be nominated for an award show for the best Wattpads. Everything on this website is shit though, so who wins or even gets nominated is complete based on the editors dumbass minds.
Not famous enough even though you won an award? Your Wattpad could be turned into a film. The films, however, despite having a fucking budget are even shitter than the Wattpads they're based on, and that's some pretty low bars.
How to troll Wattpad users
- Tell them that they suck at writing.
- Tell them that they're too horny to come up with something not about sex.
- Tell them that they will never get laid.
- Tell them that they're going nowhere on Wattpad.
- Tell them that Wattpad awards don't matter.
- Tell them that the movie adaptions suck.
- Tell them that Wattpad is a waste of time.
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