Alex Barrigar
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ALEX IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE IMPRISONED SOON LMAO |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
—Alex's prime groomer boomer move! | ||
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| Doobie | |
| Real name | Alexander Charles Barrigar |
| Nationality | America 
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| Born | May 6th, 1994 |
| Current residence | Rochester, New York (soon to be running from the feds |
| YouTube |  The Cancer of Alex Barrigar (Not him, a reupload)
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Doobie (Powerword: Alexander Charles Barrigar) is a greasy, neckbearded, faggot, manlet, fatass that believes he is a 17 year old boy. Aside from the fact that he believes this, he's also a pedophile freak who grooms kids on the pedo paradise also known as Chat-Avenue Kids Chat; he's a rare golden winged faggot, except, instead of actually getting an adult male boyfriend, he preys on young children of both genders. Once again, we find a virgin with rage and degenerate manchild
Wut happened?
It all started in 2019; January 4th, to be exact with you. Some users met this person who claimed to be 16, and was turning 17 in May. Little did they know he was actually a 26 year old man, or, he might be 39, we don't know. TurkishChrisChan took one for the team, aka, date him for the sake of popularity. If you know that Turk, you probably know he's a complete fucking sociopath when it comes to certain shit. Dating is one, but boy did they learn from their mistake on June 6th... Anyway, as the conversations went on, people had a bad feeling about him... But their poor little undeveloped brains dismissed it. Not only that, but Alex Barrigar has an incest and DDLG kink and he wanted a 15 year old faggot to be his "mommy" - oh! and his "older sister"
Wait, how do we identify Alex?
On Chat-Avenue, he will frequently seek out vulnerable children talking about him just to befriend them and get attention. All he does is sit in his bedroom and cry about how daddy doesn't love him. However, because nobody other than Alex and his singular friend like him and defend him, he will either try to commit suicide when people call him out, or guilt trip a group-chat in attempts to get TurkishChrisChan and his retard friend-group to stop harassing him. He often complains to people who don't care that what that group of people do is "the wurst ting evar!!!1!" so he can stay in his hidey-hole known as his Dicksword, and not have to face actual allegations about his pedophilic tendencies. Oddly enough, he still expresses love to TurkishChrisChan, despite his pathetic attempt to groom once again, the roach has unlocked the ability to taunt Alex, with him now knowing he'll never get his "true love" back! I can see why nobody likes Doobie...
Funnily enough, someone by the name of Sabrina2018 actually was a victim of this raging manchild too, despite being a huge catfish, Sabrina2018 was a 21 year old raging manchild themselves. (that's gay.) - Alexanders only insult to Turk was "KILL YOURSELF" and "IT'S OFFICIALLY OVER!"
Alex's known aliases
Doobie
Bullion
MrMarkMan
Napster
Sanic X
First Last
Sabrina2018 He uses her name in order to "troll" (groom), stay safe out there!
DontBeDrNix
Doober
Here's the full story - TurkishChrisChan
Alex started abusing me as soon as I spoke to some fucking weirdo named Mellogang, and if you don't know who Mellogang is, hes a pedophile, and I had no absolute fucking clue Mellogang was a pedophile. So Alex was abusing a brick wall there. So shortly after I asked him what he's mad about, he told me, and all he had to fuckin do was tell me, god he's such an asshole for that, so, i stopped talking to mellogang, and he had a very very very very very very pushy theory that I was cheating with this so called Mellogang dude, fuck no buddy, who'd you take me for? But still, that was really no fucking reason to abuse a naive 14 year old, dumbass.
So me and Alex's relationship progressed, some things I can't say, and some things I shouldn't but will say. He forced me into a lot of sexual things, which honestly I'll be real, his dick was way too small to genuinely even see it on camera, I'm not bluffing, my pinkie finger is literally the length of his dick, and uh, lets make this clear, i have tiny hands. Alex's abuse got worse as the months went on, his mother should've known I was 14 at the time, no way a 19 year old sounds like me, no FUCKIN WAY! Keep in mind I was under the influence he was 17 still, he told his mother otherwise, and forced me to lie or he'd blackmail me, in which I have screenshots. Alex also watched child porn, confessed to me in private but honestly of course I'm gonna tell the fucking world.
And Alex was jealous of my best friend, then because I had a friend; Alex overdosed and I broke up with him, I didn't want to be with a scumbag like that who'd gaslight me, never did after the first 3 months, but I was stuck until I built up the courage. My friend and I put up with Alex annoying us for months, in the end we got sick and decided to bite back. Which has evolved into the current situation, thank fuck for my friend for keeping me up on my feet, right?
Our message to Alex Barrigar
when are you going to learn that your actions have consequences? Your mother wont listen, your father wont listen, you wont listen, but everyone else is going to listen. Just because your mother loves you ever so dearly and wants us to stop, doesn't mean we will, and to your mother, your son broke the fuckin' deal we made, lady. we have no remorse, no sympathy, no empathy, tell us he's dying and I won't give a fuck, cry, we won't bat an eyelid, it's just how we are, call me what you please, any name under the sun, we will not give a fuck.
All you have to do now is... DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!
The hilarious hacking incident
Me and my friend did cease his accounts, oh the Discord call was gold..
—Alex going Barritard mode | ||
—he no joke said this | ||
—Your apology means nothing, Barritard | ||
and we found a lot of disgusting things, such as child porn in his search history, we found gay porn too but that was more disturbing.
In his emails we found various account registrations to kids chatrooms, we also found children's games, and in his old discord accounts we found him explaining literal fantasies of how he wants to fuck me and how he wants me to piss on him, which is gross btw. I'm about to get into the most disturbing topics, on my old Discord account Alex told me he'd offended various times in the past, was in love with a 14 year old at the age of 19, and had jerked off to child porn where it involved literal toddlers.
"Screens?"
So me trying to code a fucking gallery didn't work so here an Imgur link... Oh, wanna see his search history he forgot to delete?
Additional Information
- Alex is now widely known as well as his pathetic mother, Mary Barrigar.
- Alex has groomed around 11 children
- He's still grooming people to this day, hopefully he packs it in
- Alex is suffering with liver failure
- Alex listens to blink-182
- He got kicked out of a blink-182 concert in 2019
- Mommy and Daddy don't love him
- He got fiddled as a kiddle
- He molested a child when he was 10
- He tried to blame TurkishChrisChan for his noncery because Turk was ahem, "too sexy"
- He often hangs out on chatrooms, go find him to alert him, how fun would that be?
- Alex has a "Traumatic Brain Injury" (explains everything)
- He has images of really young children, like not even NSFW, how low can a man stoop?
- He uses Charter Communications as his internet provider, Legacy Time Warner Cable as his fiber service. His IP Address is IPv6, res6.spectrum.com as assigned DNS host.
HOW TO GET RID OF ALEX?
Simple,
- mention this beautiful site to him and he'll shit his pants.
- mention "McLovin"
- "I know what you did on June 6th 2019"
- "New York Police Department is on a bounty for potential sex offenders, and I haven't paid my rent yet ;)"
