Bacon
Bacon is a delicious variety of pig meat, the "B" in BLT and the perfect tool to make Jews regret their choice of religion. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for obesity and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society recognize that bacon is good for you. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can deny the internet's fetish for bacon.
The Definitive Guide To Bacon
Maximizing the benefits of bacon can be tricky and is by no means an easy undertaking for the faint of heart. Attacking this conundrum of coronary Confucianism is this handy dandy, step wise guide to building a better life through bacon! Memorize these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to achieving a state of self-actualized bacon being.
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Push Button; Receive Bacon
Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.
Bacony Faggot
In 2012 (disambiguation), a 22-year-old social media intern named Joshua Flaherty died of blood poisoning after shoving 10 pounds of bacon up his ass to win upvotes on Reddit, because he was obsessed with bacon and internet memes like baconmania. No word on whether it was cooked or raw.
I Am Legend
I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an isolated, anti-social scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.
I was saving this gallery
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I was saving that.
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Bitches don't know.
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300.
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Why Fred was out.
Bacon Branding
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Baby formula...no, really srsly srs. o_O
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Cheese Slices
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Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
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Spam!
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Tactical Bacon
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How do you even describe VODKA as "refreshing"?
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A limited production run product, never got past test marketing groups.
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Probably the only thing in this gallery you could drink without gagging.
Bacon Art
Much like your average "Moon Sister" on her monthly cycle who feels compelled to create crafts from her vaginal crevices, so too do bacon fanatics and fans alike enjoy turning otherwise perfectly good pig into useless, largely inedible "art". Often for the sole purpose of preening over their porkish devotions like a pretentious, self-infatuated jackass with a bloated ego to match the Brobdingnagian size of their bacon fat infused bellies.
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Kevin Bacon...Bacon
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A bacon bouquet for the overly abundant beau
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Bacon Micro-Sculpting
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A pig mug filled with curdled cow drippings
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Bacon bowls, for the masochistic vegan!
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How to make your own
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At least these are edible
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God in the form of bacon, or bacon in the form of God...you decide!
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Nothing says, "I love you!" like a heart shaped heart attack
Gallery
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Not to be confused with Francis Bacon.
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Bacon Cat.
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Why the fail?
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For the fruity fag in all of us!
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NOW GAWD DAMMIT!!!
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MATHS! It works, bitches!
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Never get between a man and his bacons.
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Redundant bacon is redundant.
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For crafty cross stitching bacon lover.
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Tru.dat
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Hardcore bacon loves!
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Feel the greasy might of bacon biceps!
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Nearly as bad as soy bacon.
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Bacon is sentient and plotting its revenge.
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Sign me up!
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Bacon in China.
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Never enough.
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Bacon is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article March 18 & 19, 2013 | ||
| Preceded by Las Pegasus Unicon |
Bacon | Succeeded by Donald Buffkin |