Big-Robo

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Jeremy Bradshaw aka Big-Robo is a Fat Ginger Wigger from Boise, Idaho. He is well known and universally hated on the Siccness.net forums, due to his frequent shit talking and threats. He claims to have spent a year in prison for attempted murder, because (in his words) “I STAB PEOPLE." He's constantly threatening to stab and kill members of the site, and he is also known for his middle school-esque comebacks to anybody that disagrees with him.

Notable Quotes

   
 
HOO HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA ID JUST STAB YOU IN THE NECK REPEATEDLY TIL UR HEAD FALLS OFF, THEN ID STEAL UR MOMMAS VAN & RUN U OVER THEN BACK INTO U THEN RUN U OVER AGAIN TIL UR GUTS STICK TO THE GROUND THEN WHEN IM DONE I'D TAKE A PISS ON UR REMAINS.
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
PPPPFFFFFFFF HAAAAAA THATS NUTHIN. ID FIND A DUMB WHORE WITH AIDS TO RAPE U N GIVE U AIDS, THEN LET ANTS N COCKROACHES N UR HOUSE, THEN POOR GASOLINE ALL OVER UR HOUSE N LITE THAT BITCH ON FIRE N WATCH YOU BURN TO DEATH.
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCKER!!! ILL STAB YOU REPEATEDLY WITH MY FUBU PRISON SHANK N FUCK UR MOMS IN HER LOOSE CUNT BITCHBOY
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
i know motherfuckers that are str8 mob n RUN shit n boise, u think its all farm n trees? id show u my shooting range n you be target practice out there. ill be in the bay motherfucker... ill catch u in traffic punk n hang u off the bay bridge n cut the rope n watch u die. fat ginger? fuck u im irish, id out drink u anyday n crack a beer bottle over ur big head, ur always on my nuts everytime i post somethin in the open forum u got sum kind of faggot crush on me? go take ur ass to gay.com where u post.
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
im at u, ur on my shitlist bitch. so keep typin fucker ill cut off ur fuckin fingers off n sell em on craigslist.org, i know asian folks n frisco that would put it in their cup of noodles n make u eat that shit. with ur fatman hatin talk, go to a bbw bash in vegas, them fat bitches will sit on ur face n piss n ur mouth. ima make a death animation of u n make it my new sig, when im done with u sucka.
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
UR STUCK IN SICCNESS FANTASY LAND PUSSY, WAKE UP N SMELL UR SHIT THAT U SMELL LIKE. THATS ALL U HATIN LOSERS CAN COME UP WIT IS THAT IM 'FAT' N I LIVE IN 'IDAHO'. GO BURN IN HELL. HATER. ILL SEE U IN FRISCO ILL FUCKIN SLIT UR THROAT N SKULL FUCK U FAGGOT BITCH. GET UP OFF UR ASS N FIND A REAL NINE TO FIVE BITCH ASS HATER. REST IN PISS.
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
ILL FUCKIN SLIT UR THROAT AND PISS ALL OVER UR BODY AND BLUE GEAR...PUNK...ILL LET U KNOW WHEN IM IN FRISCO... YOURE BOUND TO GET FUCKED UP BOY... COME SEE ME IN PERSON... ILL KILL U FAGGET.
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
U ARE RETARDED AS FUCK, IM ON BROADWAY AT THE CLUBS EVERY WEEKEND BITCHBOY.... COME SEE ME IN THE STREETS THERE... ILL SLIT UR FUCKING THROAT FAGGOT... I AINT HARD TO FIND...
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
PUT DOWN THE CRACKPIPE DUDE… FUCK U IM IRISH… YA MOMS DIGS MY FIRECROTCH… SHE SWALLOWS CUM FOR A LIVING… E-THUG!
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

   
 
UR MOMS WAS ON A GERMAN POOPSEX VIDEO N I FILMED IT!!!!!
 

 
 

—Big-Robo

The Drama Begins

Jeremy's threats were usually ignored and dismissed as idiotic, however, one day another member decided to take him up on his threats and suggested that they meet up in real life to fight. At first, Robo continued to make threats, but soon it became evident that he had no intentions of ever acting on any of them. The other member suggested a specific place and time to meet, but Robo insisted that if anybody wanted to fight him he could be found every night on Broadway in San Francisco. He offered no further details about an exact address or intersection, but still insisted that people were scared to fight him if they didn’t find him on Broadway.

Epic Thread

On 8/26/10, his Facebook was discovered, along with many photos of him and all of his contact information. A thread was made in the Open Forum, which became almost instantly classic. Robo was easy to make fun of due to his long and unruly red hair (reminiscent of Carrot Top), his morbidly obese physique, and his “cholo” style of dressing, despite being 100% Ireland and from Idaho. He had many photos throwing up gang symbols and flipping off the camera, and members of Siccness instantly took to Photoshopping these photos into humorous images.

At first, Robo fired back with a string of angry obscenities and threats. His main comeback was “You suck dick for cheeseburgers!” which members of the site found especially hilarious due to Robo’s weight and the fact that all he could seem to think about was food.

The Photoshopping continued all week, and while at first Robo tried to fight back with his own poorly made MS Paint images, it was soon clear that he was no match for the wrath of the Siccness.

Soon, moderators of the site changed his name to Pig-Homo, and he went from talking shit and making threats, to only posting Haters Gonna Hate images. Soon, he stopped posting altogether, and the only sign of life from Robo has been him reporting every photoshopped picture of himself to Tinypic, Photobucket, and ImageShack, as well as reporting all YouTube videos for Terms of Service violations. This is especially amusing due to his initial attitude of being extremely gangsta and hardcore, and not caring what anybody had to say. And of course, his “snitching” only fuels the fire. The Photoshops have continued, and recently his picture has appeared on Meme Generator as well.


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