Bitches Don't Know

"Bitches Don't Know Bout My Dick" was a phrase coined by producer/composer/fgt "BlingBling" of Colesville, Maryland in the summer of 2004, in his short song entitled "Bitches Don't Know". The song was created to parody the lyrics typically found in most gangsta rap and crunk music of the time. Bling was part of the Colesville satire band/group the "Stonegate Ballers," also known as the "Mic Fellowship" and the "Coalition of the Willingly Crunk," signed to Full Force Entertainment of Silver Spring, Maryland. I'm pretty sure you will get laid before he does.

Internet Phenomenon

The short phrase later became popular in late 2006 as an "Internet Disease" photo, or massively popular photo used for montages/photoshop comedy, after a wigger wearing a T-Shirt bearing the phrase surfaced on the Internet. The wigger is, in reality, Rich [last name omitted], co-founder of Full Force Entertainment, who took the picture as a comedy stunt in an attempt to prove that he was comfortable with his masculinity (a lulzy endeavor due to the common knowledge that all white "gangstas" pack as much sausage as a Jewish deli and participate in much literal butthurt).

The original photo was then altered heavily by the online community, with both the face and the words "My Dick" replaced with something designed to get lulz. However, like Demotivators and Advice Dog, it is way oversaturated and mostly used by unfunny newfags nowadays.

Do It Rite

didn't know how to do it right.

Acquire a Cooper Black style font, such as Cooper BT Black, Cooper Black or Cookie Regular.
In ALL CAPS, write:
BITCHES

DON'T KNOW

BOUT MY

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Tilt it slightly to the right using the move tool.
PROTIP: If using Adobe® Photoshop® or The GIMP, it helps if you take those Rastarized text layers which you just slightly tilted to the right, and apply .5 Gaussian Blur.
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Profit

Gallery!

Bitches Don't Know Bout My Gallery About missing Pics

Oh exploitable
Bitches don't know bout my Norton
Bitches probably know about this.
They'll never be the same.
BITCHES DONT KNOW THAT YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ
Cybermen keeping trolls away from Jessi Slaughter
O rly
Jesus Christ wolfaboos, we do know, you won't stop telling us
VampiricSpektor.
Bayeux Tapestry version.

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Nor did he
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Ron Mexico
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Brownie Samwich anyone?
This is copyright infringement
Mark Foley told them.
Sleazy E
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1/0
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IT'SSS AWWWRIGHTTT Nigger
2 Moar BIG MACS
Rock Hard Hallelujah
Who Knew?
Meerkats better recognize.
Jack Thompson Whats you
Sucks to be him.
Three memes at once. Who'da thunk it?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad approves of this meme
I'm afraid the bitches do know this one
The furry version.
You knew this was coming.
But nobody saw this coming.
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Bitches don't know bout forced memes
We require additional pylons.
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Mongoosquilax Strikes again!
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Bitches don't know about his razor.
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PURE Pwnt.
Limecat is still not amused.
Official Seal required.
PURE Pwnt. AGAIN.
Say "hello" to my little friend.
Bitches don't know bout my potatoes.
SICK LIZARD MAN!
Wow an uber newb did this one
Bitches don't know bout Tsukihime doujin
No they don't.
They never saw it coming!
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Bitches don't know bout my multitasker
Raep tiem
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....What???
Great Scott!
Getting raped
Prince, you are doing it wrong.
Nobody knows what's in them except the Macho Man.
Bitches don't know about my Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Our star cruisers cannot repel faggotry of this magnitude!
Cooldude shows his goods.
Bitches don't know I DID 9/11
SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
Not bout the The Rapture neither
Bitches don't know bout my snakes.
Bitches don't know about the Juggernaut
Bitches don't know about my VTech
lol wut?
Nor does anyone care.
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Tyler Dumstorf was an awesome dude.
Bitches don't know he's the head of the radiology department.
Bitches Don't Know Bout My Drama
Bitches DID know about his $300,000 kickback
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Bitches also don't know bout roid rage
Bitches stay dry while others feel the pain.
Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Cheating
Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Number
Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Balls
Bitches Don't Know Bout My Moria
Bitches know 'bout Ron Mexico
Bitches don't know 'bout me FUCKYEAHSEAKING!
YRETERY
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that's right eh!
also INTERNET HATE MACHINES
If only she could just eat it!
Bitches don't know bout Voldemort's Horcruxes
LOL WHAT
Bitches don't know he showers with Brynley's dad
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I rule Team Communist bitch!
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Larry Craig's wide stance
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A more verbose approach.
Bitches don't know bout my Pictochat
Bitches also know she loves pink.
Bitches don't know i'm a loli. But pedobear does.
lol spoiled.
Bitches do know
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Bitches don't know 'bout mah Portals
Yeah... That's what they get...
BRB, Soup
Catholic bitches don't know 'bout Pio's acid.
Bitches don't know HUMANITY IS OVERRATED
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Bitches DO know about Juliana Wetmore!
What!? Over 9000!?
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IZNICANS? IN MY APPLE BARRIER?
You just got Rickroll'd, bitch
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Ryu just don't know it !
Otherkin version.
Stephen Hawking ditched the wheels last thursday
Nigras don't know bout my patriotism.
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Dante faces the inevitable.
Bitches don't know bout mah OC
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DAMN STRAIGHT
OH BOY!
That's Right!!
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Bitches know, bitches obey.
Bitches don't know bout my slykicks!
A true freak of nature
Pool's open
Hatman Version
But, bitches DO know bout failure
Candlejack don
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Bitches don't know bout my magic trick
And he'll STAB THEM TO DEATH for their ignorance!
The star of Resident Evil 5
LOL WUT
Squirtle Squirt!
BEEP BOOP
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Bitches dont know, but his family does.
Cartman does tho.
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Mansonfooled you again!
Now they know
ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!
FUCKIN UNICORN of the MUTHAFUCKIN SEA
Bout my Cookies!?
Iceland Volcano 2010
Yo dawg, I heard you like bitches, so we put a bitch in yo dawg, so you can dawg while you bitch!
Triforce
But they will.
Fucking Magnets
Bitches Don't Know Bout His Soul.
Libel everywhere in this bitch.
You must construct additional Void Rays.
Hands on.
Bitches dont know bout... OMFG ZERG RUSH!!!
Dat Ass
Lolrus
Bitches don't know who's in the burgers.
Do you know who was phone?
Only Lou can save us.
Infidels don't know bout the Prophet.
Bitches don't wanna know.
But now they do.