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CATS
NOT to be confused with the other CATS

CATS is a sad old wigger who spends at least 100 hours a day browsing the Dragon Ball Z article at Wikipedia. His only moments of power come when he’s performing his role as an admin on this website. He spent several months in and out of psychiatric units due to his utter worthlessness. Nurse Girlvinyl cured him by giving him the power of the Banned on æ. It's only a matter of time before he does something monumentally stupid that gets him Jacknstocked from the site.

CATS Singing

CATS and his sock puppets

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