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Cansema® (a.k.a. Black Salve) is a miraculous cancer cure that the Jewnited States' government and the NWO don't want you to know about since it has the potential to destroy the most profitable disease since Jonas Salk successfully milked Polio for all it was worth back in the 1950s. Black salve works by drawing the cancer cells out of your body along with all of the other cells that make up the parts of your body that you apply it to – after all, cancer can't survive on your skin if you don't have any of that pesky skin.

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