ChosonNinja
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ChosonNinja looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boy. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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Choson Ninja AKA Greg Park AKA The YouTube Ninja is a seriously professional real life Ninja!
He teaches people on YouTube how to be a Ninja just like him, despite his inability to prove that he learned Ninja training from anyone besides his imaginary sensei. Being that he comes from the best korea there is no doubt about his Japanese know how. Wait... what... Yeah, he is a Korean teaching you Japanese martial arts that he claims are the Korean version. Most of his skills he picks up from watching YouTube and stealing what he can from his students. He is also an expert in making every weapon known on earth, and might have even fought Chuck Norris once and won!
YouTube
Greg Park is known for his ability to upload several videos almost every day, and with his multiple channels, several of which have been shutdown by Google for copyright infringement it is near impossible to keep track of the bullshit he spews on a daily basis.
- ChosunNinja
- Korean Ninjutsu
- Choson Response
- And a bunch of other channels that are for teaching women martial arts.
Actually, he REALLY likes to teach women martial arts... a lot.
Female Students
Greg has a tendency to look for female students that have the right "ASSets" in all the right places, and loves to bring in new students using them. He will often go through and approve friends on his various online profiles that have pictures of scantily clad women, also known as his pearls of asia.
Chances are he just wants to surround himself with women so he feels like a real Ninja pimp.
Recently he has stopped promoting himself in such a way, but Anon never forgets. Let hope to keep that way, Mmm K?
Trolls
Everyone who disagrees with Greg is a troll, anyone who posts things negative about him or his students is a troll. People who go through and charge for martial arts classes and write martial arts books are trolls AND parasites.
The only people who aren't trolls in Greg's book are those who accept his word without question, aka his subscribers and "students".
However he welcomes all the trolls because they bring him "advertising", all the while he trolls them back by failing to answer their questions and issues; redirecting people with other props that he barrows from "friends".
Fake Sword Conspiracy of Generations
Greg once showed off a sword he has, bragging about how it has been passed down to him for generations. In the process of doing so he waves the sword around and accidentally shows off the distinct diamond pattern hammon of the cheap knock off sword he owns.
Want some proof? Go watch this shit and come back
Yeah... fucking legendary sword of generations bitches?! You can't beat that! Not even if you had 99 dollars and a bitch not taking one of them.
Of course this is OLD Greg... these days he would call you a troll and a parasite for questioning him, all while showing off 10 other swords he has, claiming them to be the one you saw. Oh, wait he was doing that back then anyway. Guess old Greg is new Greg.
Students
His students all seem to have Insane as they defend him to the death despite mountains of evidence against him for having any real skill.
All of which have been tricked by him into either running his scam, teaching him skills, defending his ability, building things for him, or making videos to show off his "training"
Recent events
Greg has been dicking around, bragging about his bows, and how they are not made of PVC for no real reason except to piss off his "trolls and parasites".
He has shown off everything he owns at this point, until he finds another ebay auction where he can purchase more "authentic" Ninja gear.
July 2012 - Hardly anything is getting posted by this noob anymore. Apparently he got a real job as a YouTube ninja lawyer.
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