Clive Hoyle

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It was a quiet Sunday evening at home for Leeds motorcycle repairman Clive Hoyle, 48. He had no idea the shitstorm he would set off for himself as he turned on his computer and went to ChatRoulette.

When a cute girl identified herself as being thirteen, he immediately asked her if she liked all the naked cocks on the popular site and showed her his own, not suspecting the cute thirteen year old girl was in fact Anonymous, using a video from MRirian.

Within minutes of being posted on 4chan, Anonymous had found the poor unsuspecting Clive's dox and had messaged wife, children, social groups, their friends and associates with the good news about Clive's erect penis and its predilection for underage little girls.

Clive, it is believed, shat brix and is in heavy damage control mode as the scope of his predicament is driven home to him.

Clive manages a courier business in Bradford:

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