Commission

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There are three kinds of commissions:

The "Who Pwn't JFK?" Commission

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John F. Kennedy was a jolly old man who got summarily pwned in the head while riding in a motorcade on a visit to Texas. TV forced everyone in the Western world, even Marilyn Monroe, and its buddy countries to love the cripple JFK so their obsession with how he died live on to this very day.

Almost immediately, JFK's successor established the "Who Pwn't JFK?" Commission, more commonly known as the Warren Commission, it was created to investigate who was behind the assassination. They eventually established that the culprit was none other than Cho Seung-Hui, going by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald at the time.

DeviantART Commissions

A typical DevianTART commission, done by the very talented and imaginative Zeriara
YU GIV TEN DOLLA?

A sophisticated e-prostitution method employed by people too physically disgusting to whore their bodies out for money. Most commissions are shat out by morbidly obese wapanese girls who often charge extensively to support their Inuyasha obsession and bribe librarians to use the library computers for hours on end. Typically, they live with their mom until she dies, and then some time afterwords. Perhaps unfairly, 13-year-old furfags make more art money than people who produce actual works of art. This ill-gotten profit is blown almost entirely on dry-cleaning bills and pre-loved plush toys.


The Art Student

Typical work by a successful art major.

Talented, eager artists enroll in art colleges every day to spend four years of their lives perfecting the honorable trade of Art - In other words, learning how to fling paint at canvases. Once finished, approximately 1% of the new graduates are eagerly recruited to fill the walls of recently constructed restaurants and clothing stores with their artistic visions. As long as those visions match the products of the store and landscape surroundings and fit neatly into the corporate box, that is.

And what of the other 99%? They return home to create new, artistic methods of cooking ramen.