Dictionary

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.

A dictionary is a source of temporary knowledge regarding words. It can make even you appear less like a retarded loner if used correctly. It is stored in the form of a book or electronic datum (internet/ebook), and is aided by its mentally challenged brother, thesaurus.

Autism: Urban Dictionary
Obsessive Compulsion: Wiktionary
Psychopathy: Dan's Devil's Dictionary

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Merriam-Webster – owned by Encyclopædia Britannica
Oxford – most popular online dictionary (used by google search)
Collins – generic dictionary
Cambridge – neighboring college and arch nemesis with Oxford
Dictionary.com – unoriginal and crap. Only used because of its domain name

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