Disney Princes

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I won't be able to watch another Disney Princess movie without remembering this post... feeling REALLY awkward >_<
 

 
 

Say goodbye to your childhood.

On October 6, 2009, ohnotheydidnt released what could be their worst abomination ever: freakishly well-drawn and airbrushed male Disney characters in speedos. Apparently, these pics are years old, but the internet hate machine had somehow largely missed out on them so far.

These were all drawn with incredible detail by David Kawena, an Isræl faggot in his mid-twenties. Obviously, he has a thing for drawing these "attractive" males from various Disney films, while leaving out the "ugly" ones such as Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame like a stereotypically biased fuck. Unfortunately Thankfully, things like The Lion King are left out.

Since posted on David's DeviantART, these images have been posted in numerous places, including lemondrop.com, some latina's blogger, allieiswired.com and other places that should not be linked lest they make your eyes bleed. However awkward the content of these pictures is, it appears that they get numerous page-views from soccer moms with too much time on their hands.

What you are about to see will either shock you so badly you'll need to spend thousands of dollars on hypnotherapy, or leave you rather aroused and wishing the artist had a request box.

LiveJournal Comments

   
 
Its all about the bulges for me.
 

 
 

joes_lil_miss

   
 
I feel awkard.
 

 
 

antisocialxgrl

   
 
I won't be able to watch another Disney Princess movie without remembering this post... feeling REALLY awkward >_
 

 
 

agent_cavendish (who apparently is a cyclops)

   
 
Definitely. But this is way less awkward than the time I was 11 and wanted to print a picture of Aladdin and Jasmine and google images turned up porn drawings of them and I mean, they were pretty graphic drawings. Now I think they're lol-worthy but I've had ten years to laugh about it...
 

 
 

dude_isotopes (who now has fap material for another ten years)

   
 
And did you notice Gaston's got big balls and a little itty-bitty dick?
 

 
 

cleojones (this can never be unlearned.)

   
 
I always had a crush on Eric from The Little Mermaid. My inner perv and inner child are both celebrating right now. Separately, of course. I don't have an inner Chris Hansen to handle that situation.
 

 
 

deadendqueen16 RIIIIIIGHT

   
 
I was..erm...attracted to Aladdin, Peter Pan...Simba and Carpet
 

 
 

ace_nikkel

   
 
um what the fuq I do not want any of these scantily clad men. this is such a turnofff omg. but I guess the princesses have been sexualized ever-so-much so it is only fair to do the same to the princes. but gross. that dude from atlantis's glasses are seriously turning me the fuq off idk idk get better taste in eyewear, hunnay
 

 
 

totalroyalty (offering fashion advice to cartoons since 1997)


Other Reactions

   
 
[21:44] <Infinite> enough

[21:44] <Infinite> PETER PAN IS A KID
[21:44] <Infinite> THIS IS CP

 


 
 

—Infinite, not being a shotacat

   
 
OH GOD THE BULGES
 

 
 

—An EverQuest II player

   
 
dat ass
 

 
 

Rich Boy

   
 
meh the point of beeing 14 is beeing able to say i like little dick with out sounding like a pedofile.
 

 
 

—Teck. ?!

   
 
I feel awkard
 

 
 

—antisocialxgrl

   
 
Eric was so my first crush. I don't know if I could have handle this at 3.
 

 
 

—that_nuanda

   
 
Unf. I don't even care that they are drawings of pictures.
 

 
 

—liquiddatura

   
 
THE FUCK?!
 

 
 

—la_bandida

   
 
LMAO....these are hilarious. I've never gotten the hots for an animated character.
 

 
 

—fukd_by_sugar

   
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONNNNNNNEEE

FUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON

 


 
 

—jewcifer

   
 
DAMN. Though I have to say that I never fancied the guys much. Except maybe Aladdin, and Kocoum could holla.
 

 
 

—tamburlaine

HELLS YEAH

DAT ASS
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