Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/April 30, 2011
Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was an African Jew who ironically tried to wipe out his racial brethren. He was one of the 20th Century's most misunderstood political revisionists. Many see him as a overweight, perverted, sexually deprived, gay, racist, homophobic, high functioning Autistic. Others see him as humanity's last hope to cleanse the world of the biggest problem on the planet.What's so exciting about that? During his holiday in Germany, Hitler had a party (complete with fully catered bar-b-cue), with absolutely precisely six million Jews, called the Lolocaust. He also helped invent the Volkswagen and still holds the high score in IRL Risk. He broke new strategic ground with his Blitzkrieg tactics, which effectively meant that he was in your nation, killing your j00z.
On the other hand, Hitler was also a sensitive man. When he was younger, Hitler went to art school. He was a vegetarian, a non-smoker, a coprophiliac and also had a mustache. On the downside, he dropped out of art school, slept until three in the afternoon every day, and threw temper tantrums if you tried to wake him up.
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