Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/August 14, 2011

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On Thursday 4 August 2011, a drug dealer by the name of Mark Duggan was shot dead by police in Tottenham, London. This police brutality was met with outrage by his friends and family, as well as other Tottenham residents who, in addition to having their crack supply cut out, were disgusted that a man who shot at police could be shot back. They held a peaceful demonstration outside Tottenham police station in response. Peaceful, that is, for about 5 minutes before the crack deprived junkies that comprise the residents of Tottenham began to have other ideas as to how to get their message across, ideas like, "I could do with some new Reeboks, innit?" and, "Let's burn the fackin' rub-a-dub!".

This lulzy Trolling IRL quickly spread to other parts of London, and after a few days (yes, a few days of this shit) to other cities, resulting in such tragedies as Allied Carpets being burned to the ground, Claire's Accessories being broken into and PM David Cameron having to cut his holiday short.

((The 2012 Olympics might possibly be postponed!!1!!11one))

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