Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/August 16, 2011
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Ron Paul is a 75-year-old gynecologist Candidate of the RƎVO˩UTION Rebels who doesn't believe in evolution and is a Texas congressman with delusions of grandeur who thought he was going to be the the next president of the United States. He was the only true conservative in the 2008 presidential race, and he defends our constitution vigorously. He did not win Super Tuesday, and had no chance of winning; this is mainly attributed to the fact that he believes all crimes should be punishable by death, especially homosexuality, abortion, and suicide. He'll win in 2012 (disambiguation). Did we mention that his supporters are batshit crazy?
Stop printing so much damn money!!
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