Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/January 25, 2012

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Francesco Schettino

Francesco shitino or Captain lulzpants is an Italiano seaman who crashed his giant cockboat the "Costa Concordia" just off an Italian island for teh lulz then legged it quicker than you could say "Titanic". It is documented that Schettino was passing the island too close because he was waving at some of his friends on the shore at which point the ship's hull got raped by some underwater rocks and everything got flip turned upside down. While the passengers and crew all collectively shat bricks as things got a little anti-gravitational, Schettino jet packed out of there without a single scratch.

(( WOAH, ABANDON SHIP!!111 ))


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