Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/July 1, 2011
PETA, or "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals," "Pedophilia for the Engaging in Terrorism for Animal," "Poorly Educated Teen Activists", as well as "People for the Emphatic Torture of Animals," is a Terrorist Organization created in the '80s by a crazy bulldyke named Ingrid Newkirk and her sick fucks, with the twin goals of torturing innocent veal ranchers and pwning rich people by spray-painting peace signs on their (PETA's, notthe rich people's) endangered species fur coats. Unfortunately, the goal was not precious lulz, but to stop people from eating meat and wearing fur, making these would-be excellent IRL trolls just a bunch of hippies with a lame cause, much like PROJECT CHANOLOGY. In general, PETA attempts fails to convince people that delicious animals are people too. But any fucktard knows that animals aren't humans, and most animal would eat or enslave us if they could, they're just too fucking fail. PETA is slowly becoming the number one cause of faggotry in the US. KILL IT WITH FIRE.