Harry Potter is a series of tl;dr fantasy and wish-fulfillment books about magic and wizards written for children by British prostitute J.K. Rowling (a.k.a. Just Kidding Rowling), whose books are inferior compared to those of other successful writers. In reality, the stories are alright if not for its retarded virgin fans. Rowling lives in Edinburgh, Scotland. If you want to find her and kill her (which must be done with fire), ask someone in Edinburgh. The story of the books is centered around a young boy who discovers he has the power to destroy his cruel peers and family LOLumbine style - but does not, because he is indeed more humble and virtuous than Mary Sue.
