France is a tourist trap in Europe. It has a long history of allowing Nazi to set up puppet governments. But the rest of their history is shameful, with repeated defeats, conquests, and surrenders. The French under Napoleon III presented the United States with the Statue of Liberty -- an intended trojan horse ambush gone wrong. The vast majority of French men are sex addicts, in the closet and/or champagne socialists. The most common thing a frenchman will say during his life is "what proof do you have that i am full of shit"? France is most famous for enacting legislation banningwomen from shaving their armpits, which was then enthusiastically imported by the horrifyingly hirsuteGuido.