Despite the name, black metal is not heavy metal music made by niggers. Black metal is instead an offshoot of heavy metal, coming deep from the bowels of Norway (where every church has 3rd degree burns) and developed by Satanistfaggoths who decided that death metal wasn't retarded enough. Proving just what lemmings they are, this music has recently become immensely popular among 13-year-old boys on the internets. Despite this, Black metal was never popular even during the genre's heyday, due to the emphasis on "kvlt", which the artists define as "doing it for the music and not the money", but what everyone else defines as "not going to make any money anyway".
