The British Royal Family can trace its roots back to Danish King Cunt[1] and to Adolf Hitler, and is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Famous for inventions such as the 60,000Hz fart[2] and the art of sniffing coke off footmen [3], the present incumbent, Queen Elizabeth II, is old enough to remember when gays and abortion were illegal, when the average Brit pronounced the word “house” as “hice” and freely used words like “black person” and “chinky”. Now only her husband freely uses those words.
