Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/May 12, 2011

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Faux News (also known as Fox Noise, Fucks News, Fixed News, Fox Jews, GOP TV, the Word of Jesus, Our Leader's Glorious Official Republican Government News Network variations of these names or, by its cult worshipers, Fox News) is a comedy network for gullible Republicans, white trash, bitches, and 13-year-old boys. Of course, one could argue that Fox News is really just a huge troll, but it's unlikely, seeing as they take everything so fucking seriously, as evidenced by the fact that Fox is one of the biggest sources of drama on teh internets since Bush stole the election last Thursday. Countless blogs and political commentary websites erupt into debate over the latest musings of Sean Hannity or that shemale Ann Coulter featured on the network. It is now popularly known that MSNBC is now the primary source for Furfags, seeing that Faux nooz is filled right wing ass-hats that oppress sexual tendencies and thoughts that they have and express uber uselessness over it...
See also HACKERS ON STEROIDS and The Incident.

   
 
The most powerful people on the Internet don't work for Microsoft, Google or the government. Rather, they're a bunch of antisocial, foul-mouthed, clever nerds who congregate at a largely unknown Web site called 4chan.org.
 

 
 

—Faux News, about 4chan, srsly.

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