Aleksandr Pistoletov aka "Alexander Pistols" aka "Swinging Pirate Dick Guy" is a Russian singer/pornstar who mesmerized the internet today, by swinging his dick to shitty techno and corny pirate movies. Unfortunately, YouTube finally noticed that a video showing cock uploaded in March 2012 was probably against their Terms of Service and deleted it. But, there's a lot more where that came from.
