Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/September 25, 2011
Edarem (born September 27th, 1932), also known as "The Creepy Old Man", "The Schnozz" or "The Singing Sex Offender", is a 78 year old man (currently LOL JAILED!) making the rounds on YouTube. His real name is Edward Muscare (sometimes Edward J. Vianney) and he's a registered sex offender in the state of Florida. In his younger years, Edward used to present a children's show on KNXV-TV called Friday Night At The Frights and went under the guise of "Edmus Scarey". Previous to this, Edward hosted shows for KSHB-TV in Kansas City. Muscare abruptly left his life in television under cloudy circumstances.
Edward enjoys such things as letting dogs bite his body, grinding axes with a grinder, singing old Roy Orbison songs and is a fan of the TV series Scrubs. He is currently making YouTube videos at a very fast rate, several a day sometimes, making people like Chris-chan look even more like lazy fat bastards by way of comparison.
Due to his handiness with tools, his criminal record and the fact that he is living (and will die) alone, he is quickly becoming adopted as /g/'s official mascot.
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