Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/September 28, 2011

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Randi Harper aka "sektie", "sektorgrrl", "sekt0rgrl", "miSSpIgGy" or "freeBSDgirl", (among other sockpuppet irc aliases) is a batshit insane attention whore who is filled with unending hate for Girlvinyl.

Randi was forced to resign from Yahoo! where she railed meth in the bathrooms and played WoW at her desk all day. She was also fired from her previous employer ISS.

In approx 1997 when Sektie was 16, a fat ugly irc nerd with the nick "uglypig" (no-joke) she carded her and her b/f a bus ticket to New York where they lived off of carded pizza and carded cheeseburgers and sat around having gross fat ugly illegal pigsex together until the fateful day when fat ugly pigbaby was born. Not wanting a child, but seeing an opportunity for profit, Sektie sold the baby to known pedo RLoxley (see: bantown) for +o on #hackphreak. As we know, the internets are serious business and giving your child away for ops is absolutely worth it. RLoxley sold the baby to some fellow NAMBLA pals on eBay and to this day Sektie has not seen or spoken with parents or child again. This was after she offered to randomly ditch her kids outside a church to go live in Australia with Satyricon who then refused her offer to state she was too fat.

(( The first major girlvinyl e-nemy ))

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