Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 16, 2022

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Martin Luther King, Jr.


Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (often incorrectly referred to by your local weatherman as Martin Luther Coon King, Jr.) was a famous civil rights activist and professional Uncle Tom who, back in the 1960s, pissed off all his fellow negroes by telling the world that he had a dream. A dream that, one day, blacks and whites would come together in peace and love to create a Utopian society where nigger children and cracker children could die in school shootings together and use the same restrooms so they'd all have the opportunity to laugh at Bruce Jenner using a urinal while wearing a dress.

On April 4, 1968, Dr. King's dream finally came true as he was given true equality and joined former United States President John F. Kennedy in being fucking shot to death. The official narrative claims that an amateur porn director and inbred cracker named James Earl Ray (a.k.a. Eric Starvo Galt) was responsible for King's assassination – most likely because he was mad that his sister found a black man to be more attractive than him. Although it's worth noting that Martin Luther King's own family members don't actually believe that Ray was the shooter and still think he DINDU NUFFIN.


(( HAPPY JAMES EARL RAY DAY '22! ))


What have I missed?
Viper
2 days ago
Bob Saget
4 days ago
EDP445
6 days ago