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Mighty Number 9


Mighty No. 9 is a Mega Man rip-off being made by Keiji Inafune, funded by Kickstarter, after he quit Capcom for spending past decade dragging the franchise through the mud. It raised close to over $4M and is now scheduled for both PC and console release in 2015. Some fanboys were so excited they donated ten fucking thousand dollars out of their child's college fund, which leads one to wonder why manchildren are allowed to play with money. The $10k Kickstarter pledge reward gives Inafune the honor of eating dinner with these undoubtedly handsome and cultured gentlemen.

For all their trouble, the funders got in exchange a shitty rip-off that was taken over by a feminazi whore who only got a job there by fucking someone, and who quickly changed the main charater into her own transexual self-insert, banned paying members from getting updates and told them to fuck themselves if they want their money back (they got it back anyway).

Oh, and according to leaks from beta testers, it isn't even a Mega Man game.

(( THANKS FOR THE CASH MISOGYNERDS!!! ))


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