Gallium

Gallium is a really interesting element but unfortunately is not internet relevant.

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Encyclopedia Gallium

• Gallium is the only France metal
• Gallium's arch-enemy is Germanium
• The elements Italium, Dilithium and Unobtainium do not exist
• The Latin name for Lead is Plumbum, as in "stick it up your". Asshole.

Accidental Internets Relevance

Not to be confused with Gallium, research on the design, formalization and implementation of programming languages and systems. zzzzzz

See Also

• Lead!
  
• Unfunny
• Klingon Boggle
• Forced Meme
• Dada

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