GorillaWarfare

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This article is about the Wikipedo. For the Internet meme, see Gorilla warfare

GorillaWarface (also known as Molly White) was some nice girl Jimbo Wales decided to whore out as way to get money for donations.

Molly's baby from one of her nigger friends

About Her

Molly's hard knock life started Camden Hills Regional High School in Rockport, Maine. She now studies Electrical Engineering at Northeastern university, Boston. She is the youngest of four, and has three older brothers, one of whom was dumb enough to have an open FB profile where many pics of Molly were taken from to the delight of fapping btards everywhere.

Molly is, in her own words, "looking forward to going to college. I think it’ll be a nice experience to work with people who are really interested in what they’re doing." I guess she doesn't know that it's her they'll be doing.

She is really passionate about a whole bunch of gay shit. What makes her happy changes everyday, as she is a stupid female. Right now, she does a huge amount of masturbating to pictures of Justin Bieber, something like 15-20 hours a week. She thinks she has a special relationship with him.

She does some shitty lighting for school plays, deciding where to put lights and the colors and all, but also "technical".

Yes, her amazing story of love, passion, and retardation. "Since you really like math, what animal best represents a mathematical principle?" Seriously? Seriously.

She's now famous thanks to the annoying donation banners.

Her Life achievements

  • Wikipedia contributor of 18,000 edits
  • Studies at Northeastern University in Boston
  • Likes to have sex with niggas hence the name GorillaWarfare on wikipedia.
  • Jewish
  • Awesome social skills from 1:20 on

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