I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER!

I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER! is a chan meme that derives from the suicide note of troubled LOLmaha Mall Shooter, Robert Hawkins. Once delivered to the psychologists at /b/ via the news, it was immediately torn apart like a cadaver on a CSI autopsy table. The event saved /b/tards from a drought of original content that was so long in the making, it had sparked the California Wildfires.

At first I was afraid...I was petrified...the first of many.

Originally reported in the old media as: "I didn't eat that [expletive] sandwich...", the brain-trust at 4chan called on their crack linguists who deciphered "[expletive]" into "FUCKIN".

I FUCKIN YOU GUYS

I FUCKIN YOU GUYS is an accompanying meme which also derives from Robert's suicide note. Some argue that he meant to say "I fucking love you guys," whilst others argue that he wanted to go out in style: With a couple of new memes to his name. And for that...we salute you, Robbie Hawkins. You are truly an hero.