LUElinks
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LUElinks, abbreviated LL and later known as End of the Internet or ETI, is a website that was created in 2004 as a GameFAQs spinoff for LUEsers by LLamaGuy (Former Facebook employee playboy millionaire philanthropist). It consists once consisted of a large user-rated link database and very lively message board, but now it's just a dying forum with a handful of social rejects devoted to boosting the self esteem of camwhores. It is formerly known as LUElinks, a name which most users still prefer to use. LUElinks could be described as the jedi order of the internet, one cannot simply join this elite establishment - you are born as a LUElinker.
Even Urban Dictionary says that if you don't already have an invite, chances are that you will be more successful accessing Area 51.
However, according to all of this was written by LUE fanboy faggots trying to make anyone care about their shitty forum.
rumors other reliable sources, LL doesn't even exist. But if it did, it'd be something pretty fucking awesome.
History
—LlamaGuy on the creation of LUElinks. | ||
LUElinks was originally planned to be a link database for LUEsers. Users would add a link and receive a code that would be given to other users to access via their LUElinks account, therefore allowing users to post porn and other ToS conflicting material openly without the fear of being suspended by butthurt GameFAQs mods. The system worked perfectly until the GameFAQs administration demanded mod access to review the material. When LlamaGuy refused (because he's not a bitch), the LL codes were no longer allowed to be posted on GameFAQs and LUElinks became a separate site.
LueLinks's humble beginnings were as a place where underage GameFAQs users could share internet pornography with each other and post messages containing the word NIGGER without repercussion from adults. As Rapidshare and Megaupload grew in popularity the "links" became a place for users to personally upload media. Votes accrued from these uploads could be used to purchase new accounts, which would be sold on other forums for $20-$80, resulting in LueLinks essentially becoming a link farming business. Users would download torrents, reupload them to MegaUpload, collect "tokens", create new accounts, and hawk them off to idiots. When Kim Dotcom was unfairly raided by the FBI and had his hard drives full of totally legal pirated media stolen by Space Jesus, LueLinks whole media pirating empire was destroyed. Most users committed suicide, but a few entrepreneurs started spinoff link sharing sites (such as http://soitgo.es) to capitalize off of Mega's resurrection and the return of direct download pirated media.
Though a majority of the LUEsers opposed it, LUElinks was renamed to The Boards at the End of the Internet, or just End of the Internet, on February 27, 2009. Despite this, the old link continued to function, albeit with a redirect link. This was later changed to putting the link after a long series of spaces, before the domain finally changed to a mock domain expiration page on January 26, 2010 without any redirects.
How to get an invite
Offer 20 dollars to someone with an account and within 3 months you'll have your very own account! I mean, really, It took me about 20 minutes to find 3 ways to get an invite; It's jackshit easy
Login page
The login page has gone through a few different designs but all have been mysterious and minimalistic, offering no genuine information about the site.
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Original login page. It was subject to some minor changes such as a "Lost Password" button but was always minimalistic.
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Implemented in November, 2005. Contained direct links to news articles taken from ETI. The "LUE" acronym had a randomly generated meaning.
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Implemented in February, 2009 along with the name and domain change. Based on the Mac OS X kernel panic alert. The original translations were rough and LG tasked users with fixing them.
The Sad Truth
In reality the site is populated by 90% loveshy manchildren and social rejects who hate women because there isn't a single one who is willing to suck their dick. They spend all their time crying about how not one of them has ever had a girlfriend and the only draw of LL is a fake sense of mystic that comes from it being an invite only forum, creating the illusion there is actually something worth seeing there. And since these invites get sent from one person on the forum to another all the aspie members form a circle jerk of their friends from special school to the point they are in danger of drowning in a pool of their collective cum.
Since most of the content of that site was originally hosted on megaupload the forum has been an internet ghost town ever since the site was shut down. The only people who still post there are a handful of sad losers who are desperately hanging on to it so that they can keep their illusion of being some sort of badass hacker who is in a secret internet club. This is mostly because they know that no one would be impressed by their boasts about gaining entrance to a decrepit treehouse/pillow fort (NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!) and talking about being a 30 year old virgin on any other forum will get them laughed at.
Actually
Since MEGA.co.nz was released, the links have come back, and links are being added at the rate that they were originally. The site is actually full of trolls, trolls trolling trolls, and metatrolls and has a very large community much less faggy than 4chan or Something Awful, with less jewiness with banning/paying for subscription and more low-impact shitposting.
Here is what they WANT you to believe, as written by some guy who has never actually been on the site:
Shutup about luelinks. ive been trying to get on that site for so long its not even possible. i have contacted people i suspect to be members, used advanced data-mining techniques, and even corresponded via snail-mail with a moderator. It's more or less like "The Matrix" in that you cannot understand it untill you are selected to. Your site is merely spreading dis-info and throwing people off the trail. This site is an endless web of classified information concerning every subject imaginable. The things that users have access to is literally impossible to comprehend. You would have more luck becoming the president of the entire earth than being able to become a member. I laughed when you said that you wanted to become a moderator also. You think you have a chance at that. Its not possible ive tried too many times for that to be a fact that you could carry out. The web of truths and lies surrounding luelinks has circulated beyond what i have even found, and ive found basically all their is to find about this fact. Luelinks has not ever escaped its own enigma, and neither can you, especially someone like you trying to become a moderating admin. Ive talked to LlamaMan about getting an invite and he hasnt ever responded to me. Ive dug up some info telling me that some guy called LargeCow or something like that has moderating powers and he can grant anyone access, but I dont think youll be able to talk to him about it. It was tough enough for me to try to do it. Trust me man youre not gonna be able to get on Luelinks. I have a lot of buddies on the gamestop forums that talk about luelinks a lot but I havnt been able to get an invite. i'd be willing to give away my wii and all of my nintendo games for an invite. I want to be able to watch all the movies off the site, and be able to find all the newest youtube videos that ive heard they make. Apparently the site is even funnier than collegehumor LOL. I odnt know man im gonna keep trying but you better just stop right now since youre not gonna be able to get in. youll never be an admin. Stop asking. A funnier video that they made was the one about barbecue sauce in the fridge and that guy talking about getting girls with it. The variety that he had in his fridge was hiLOLrious. Lol. Only a internet webpage like luelinks could make a video like that. I heard that they also have certain ways to modify xboxs and stuff, and that you can also search it to find animes like bleach and that cool one with the blonde orange. //// I digress, I suppose, but my main point is this, my friend: LUElinks is the ultimate enigma of the internet. They have less than 100 members, all of whom treat each other as brothers. Each one of them commands god-like levels of processing power and RAM and interntet speed and whatnot which they get illegally through contacts on the site and the US government. If the government was to know about the government and computer contacts they compiled they would be with out a dowbt arrested on site. It is even better than gaia online and the other fast paced exciting message boards. Access to computers would be banned and no member would be able to use the telephone because of the hacking ability that is available. This is a fact that was proven by a bust of a a luelinks narc. But donbt get the wrong idea about ME. I would never do that of course. I would be a good contribLUEter (lol that's what they say) of links to LUElinks. Think of it this way: There is only one tiger left in the world (of the internet) and its LUElinks and its wild and beautiful and invisible to any non member, and to even get a general idea of what this majestic animal spirit tyger looks like I have had to dedicate hundreds of man hours and over sixty dollars (US) to informants from within the site and former members (and moderators) who have been affiliated with the site but kicked out because they tried to help me to get inside. //T/ his ibasically just stop trying to get in. if a luelinks pro like me couldn't get in, you don't have a single chance. Sorry man but you just cant do it but I will and then ill send you an invite if I want but I may s honestly the thing I think about most getting into this site of all sites and all possible data and info you could ever want to need or even imagine even if you were dreaming and on drugs from the future. So be too busy moderating once I get the entrance.
However, according to someone who actually was on Luelinks and quit without being banned due to how gay it was, the site is still full of bald virgins.
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The "intellectual debate" you wish you could be invited to join.
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LL, 95% of the time.
Membership
LueLinks membership has been on the decline since MegaUpload shut down in 2012. Though about 3400 accounts are still active as of July 2015, the vast majority of these are alt accounts. The typical LUEser has 10-20 alt accounts, this is a scientific fact. 100% of conversations on LueLinks are people talking to themselves with different accounts, these are colloquially referred to as "circlejerk topics" to hide what is really just masturbation.
LUEshi
LUEshi is the official mascot of LUE and LUELinks.
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DEAR GOD, IT'S NOT JUST LOOKING AT ME!
Wait, what's that? Wait, something clicked.
OH GOD I CAN UNDERSTAND FOREVER! I'M ASCENDING TO THE HIGHER PLANES AS I TYPE WHILE I REMAIN BOUND BY MATTER!
LUElinks - Kesha
Wake up in the morning feelin' kind of witty.
Put on my glasses I'm on LUElinks making posts that're shitty.
Before I login, don't brush my teeth, I just scrape off the plaque,
Because I'm a turbo virgin neckbeard and I'm pretty fat.
I'm trolling - talkin' about iphones iphones,
How much 360 pwns pwns,
Hear my stomach grown grown.
Kitchen, looking for something greasy.
But all I can find is wheaties.
Time to take a little tripsy.
Can't stop. Need some pop,
Mountain dew keeps me up.
All right, through the night,
Til I see the sunlight.
Tick-tock, I'll beat my cock,
And the luls just dont stop no,
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh,
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh.
External links
- Flea Market Montgomery - LUElinks Edition.
- Miyamoto, the creator of Mario signing a LUEshi.
- Typical female LLer shares her thoughts on trolling.
- Their tinychat.
See also
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