Laska

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Laska is a 23 year old basement dwelling kangaroo fucker and is most known for her creation of the site Leopets. She is an egomaniac who often brags about her coding and supposed "hacking" skills. Her favorite pastimes include being a "1337 hacker", playing Neopets, and playing God to socially retarded tweens and pre-teens. According to her, she is a University Student/Firefighter/Middle-School Teacher/Intelligent person, her views and opinions are completely accurate and better then anyone elses' (no matter how prejudiced or wrong they may be), and if anyone questions this, she interprets it as an attempt to bring her and her brilliance down.

Laska Hates Everyone

It is known to many that Laska is biased prick against members of her own site that do not agree with her (in other words, do not worship and fuck the ground she walks upon) she also is a homophobe, a racist and prejudice against other religions. Thus making it safe to believe that she hates everyone unless they are Vate/suckle her vagina/are pandas.


   
 
I'd be horrified if my kid turned out to be gay.
 

 
 

—Laska

membership application questions for her site leopets. all questions really basically say by applying for membership for this site you give up all rights of free speech and opinion.

On a "Leoboard" made by a user who was discussing how her father said that he would kick her out if she was gay which led to the discussion of gay marriage and why it is illegal, she made the statement that she'd be horrified if her kid turned out to be gay and went on to compare homosexuality to pedophilia and bestiality, and that if they were to make gay marriage legal then they might as well go as far as making those legal as well. This offended many "leopians" to the point where the less vertebrately-challenged ones expressed their offense to such comments. They were dismissed because, to Laska and her gang of pussymunchers, she is god and anyone who disagrees with her is shit on the bottom of her shoe.


   
 
and no its not racist
its an opinion and there is a difference.

 

 
 

—Laska

In the past it has also became apparent that Laska is also racist. Which is no surprise seeing as she hates anyone who does not praise and hail all the shit that she does, meaning that it is safe to assume she hates every race on the planet. In one conversation she voiced her opinion on Germans, giving proof that she is a racist bitch:


[04:22PM] (BulletGutz) sorry ive just been doing german e.e
[04:22PM] (Reike) deutches wasser
[04:22PM] (Laska) ack i hate germans
[04:22PM] (BulletGutz) w/e
[04:22PM] (Erebus) Fik disch. biggrin.gif
[04:22PM] (Erebus) xD
[04:22PM] (Erebus) The only German I know. Lol
[04:22PM] (BulletGutz) ...
[04:22PM] (Reike) feck dich
[04:22PM] (Reike) tongue.gif
[04:23PM] (Erebus) Racist.... :/
[04:23PM] (BulletGutz) thats not very nice laska
[04:23PM] (BulletGutz) why do you hate germans may i ask
[04:23PM] (Laska) well ive met enough in life to voice that opinion
[04:23PM] (Laska) and no its not racist
[04:23PM] (DarkCloudz) prolly the smell;)
[04:23PM] (Laska) its an opinion and there is a difference
[04:23PM] (DarkCloudz) jk
[04:23PM] (Erebus) It seems racist, Laska...
[04:23PM] (Erebus) :/
[04:23PM] (Erebus) "I hate Germans"
[04:23PM] (Erebus) :/
[04:23PM] (Laska) I have no tiem for them because they are extremely rude obnoxious people
[04:24PM] (BulletGutz) that is pretty racist and uncalled for
[04:24PM] (Erebus) Just rephrase it.
[04:24PM] (Erebus) x.x
[04:24PM] (Laska) no its not racist
[04:24PM] (BulletGutz) not all of them are
[04:24PM] (BulletGutz) im roaming before i get banned/kicked
[04:24PM] --- BulletGutz left Midnight Meadow.
[04:24PM] (Laska) you cant be banned for voicing an opinion
[04:24PM] (Reike) germans are greedy people, i've seen it myself XD
[04:24PM] * Laska rolls her eyes
[04:24PM] (Laska) yep they are and they think they know it all
[04:24PM] (Lunacy) yes you can
[04:25PM] (Reike) i was telling this guy to go on the highway and he kept saying "you have to pay", wouldn't even listen to me that he doesn't
[04:25PM] (Laska) when i lived in Groningen we were close to the german border and they always came down on weekends to shop
[04:25PM] (Laska) i hated having to encounter them
[04:25PM] (Lunacy) <<
[04:25PM] (DarkCloudz) they are almost as bad as them northern irish =
[04:25PM] (DarkCloudz) =P
[04:25PM] (Lunacy) I'm back btw
[04:25PM] (Laska) lol yeah yeah
[04:25PM] (Akhkharu) wb luna
[04:25PM] (Lunacy) ty
[04:26PM] +++ Shiek05 entered Midnight Meadow.
[04:26PM] (Reike) hello
[04:26PM] (Erebus) Howdy Shiek
[04:26PM] (Shiek05) HIIIIIIII smile.gif
[04:26PM] (Reike) 'm going to austria next week and hope to meet some cool ppl
[04:26PM] (DarkCloudz) heya
[04:26PM] (Laska) hi Shiek
[04:26PM] (Laska) that will be fun Reike
[04:26PM] (Erebus) Awesome.
[04:26PM] (Erebus) Have fun, Reike.
[04:26PM] (Reike) yup
[04:26PM] --- Erebus left Midnight Meadow.
[04:27PM] (Lunacy) could I get banned for saying I hate americans.... cuz thats just my opinion
[04:27PM] (DarkCloudz) my best friend is quite a bit austrian
[04:27PM] (Reike) i already told my friend if we have any drunk freshmen in the room i will personally beat them and throw them out
[04:27PM] (DarkCloudz) hes a bastard wink.gif lol
[04:27PM] (Reike) austrian/german/slovenian
[04:27PM] * Lunacy semi drawing!!???
[04:28PM] +++ Efina entered Midnight Meadow.
[04:28PM] (DarkCloudz) irish/english/german/unknown
[04:28PM] (Laska) nobody can be banned for having an opinion
[04:28PM] * Shiek05 wants a shonen juuuummmmmmppppp
[04:28PM] (Efina) fight the system n.n
[04:28PM] (Laska) its different if it it is directed at a person in general
[04:28PM] (Laska) thats what bullet failed to see

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