Matthew Zazueta
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There's an American schizo who does drugs, comes to /int/ every day and spams, evades bans, continues to spam, and mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has filtered American flags as a result.
He spams a general on /mu/ called /bleep/ where it's him talking to himself. They've since made a new general /electronic/ to get away from him.
Law enforcement, ED readers, girls under the age of 16, ladies and gentlemen:
Matthew Zazueta is a 26 year old virgin pedophile from California who sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming /int/.
History
One day he found /brit/ and started spamming YouTube music links.
Everyone started filtering American flags & ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone for attention, gets banned, then resets his IP.
In retaliation, some Briton started spamming kpop in his /bleep/, impersonating Matthew, talking about fucking his dad.
When kpop started getting spammed, the spammer false-flagged saying "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general." Thus, Matthew began spamming kpop general, calling everyone incels.
Then he figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it.
He's also a junkie doing drugs every day, furthering his mental instability.
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Links
- Matthew Zazueta on Desuarchive
- Someone on /mu/ made this tune about masturbating to his parents 3 years ago
- Dox