O'Reilly James Flowers

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Keep your children away from Sith.

OReilly James Flowers, aka Nemeses and Jasper, is yet another example of why you shouldn't trust anyone who can't shed off their nerdness after high school. He is a wannabe Sith, magick practitioner, and occult leader, a fanfic writer, and a pedophile. He was turned under to the partyvan by his wife, who later married Tisane.

Flowers operated a website where he attempted to sell New Age shit and provided the following description of himself:

Darth Nemeses is a Sorcerer, gunsmith, bladesmith, teacher, detective, and fighter.

He lives in the Midwest, but has seminars all over the world.

He is fluent in English, Spanish, Danish, Dutch, Navajo, Romanian, Japanese, Russian, American Sign Language, French, German, Esperanto, Italian, Enochian, and Latin.

Nemeses strongly believes in the idea of testing your worth, and the worth of others.

Darth Ceive is the current apprentice of Darth Nemeses, and a Sorcerer.

He lives nomadically.

Ceive supports the idea that the strong are meant to rule the weak.

His website attempted to sell $5,000 bullshit books, a $50,000 "Death notebook", and bullshit testimonials. As stated by Tisane, Flowers can't separate fantasy from reality.

He was arrested when his wife reported his stash of loli-rape videos to police. His ex-wife or an ex-date of his later vandalized his wiki.

Quotes

	“	I actually do have one last thing to gloat about. I have learned the functional equivalent of a killing curse, that is to say, a curse which kills with no possibility for defense, an unfailing results in its execution and I’ll (inaudible) you don’t know it, so, that is what you get taking the path you have. Enjoy Sidney.	„
	—Flowers, voicemail played in a courtroom

	“	I dated this guy, he's fucking crazy xDDD	„
	—Anonymous, [1]

	“	I'm not [terrified of Flowers.] he comes off as a lazy nobody. He is quite boring in person [and] about as exciting as a bag of dead kittens. A bag of dead kittens is no fun! They are allready dead so you can't kill them and since they are dead you can't toss angry live kittens at people. All of his books read like a 12 year old goth girl wrote them.	„
	—Anon, [2]

	“	[T]hat is the closest metaphor I can think of for what it's like to talk to Jasper. August concluded that he was insane, but sometimes I suspect that he consciously chooses to live in fantasy, and even profit by it. But it's really hard to tell definitively.	„
	—Tisane, Email

See also

• O'Reilly James Flowers/Personal Journal of Pales – excerpts from a blog by his ex-wife.
• O'Reilly James Flowers/Fool's Journey – a copy of a blog entry by his ex-wife.
• O'Reilly James Flowers/Pastafarianism– copy of an Email from Tisane.

External links

• His wiki
• Flowers on Colorado's Sex Offender Registry
• 12 men arrested in internet child porn sweep in Colorado Springs
• Hearing that resulted in a restraining order

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