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Perks (sometimes referred to as Skills, Traits or Abilities) are a gameplay mechanic in the popular MMORPG entitled Life that generally grant the the player character various advantages over other players and NPCs. There are two main types of perks: Racial Perks which are chosen automatically upon character creation and Character Perks that are chosen on Level Up. While most perks offer benefits, some perks can come with notable downsides that are just not worth the trade-off.


Endurance Perks

Image Name Description Notable Users Idiots Who Didn't Take It

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Resurrection

Revive after death. Only works once.

Jesus

Everyone

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Permadeath

Do not revive after death. Automatically given to mortals upon character creation.

Budd Dwyer, Mortals

Jesus

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Vampyre

You can feed off the life-force of others by acting like a massive faggot. Boosts your edginess by +10. Sunlight harms you much like a ginger or a basement dweller.

Emofags, Gothfags, Twilightfags, Richard Ramirez

Heterosexuals

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Fried Chikinz

Fried chicken restores 3 times as much HP and won't give you food poisoning. Members of the Negroid race automatically start with this perk.

Niggers

Perception Perks

Image Name Description Notable Users Idiots Who Didn't Take It

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Upholstery Penetrator

Your bullets can now penetrate upholstery.

99.99% of School Shooters

William Atchison

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Azn Driver

Vehicles cause 250% more damage at the expense of not being able to fucking drive them properly. This perk is automatically given to members of the Asian race and wimminz upon character creation.

Asians, Women, Nikki Catsouras, Paul Walker, Ryan Dunn, Dale Earnhardt, Ramadan Van Man

Charisma Perks

Image Name Description Notable Users Idiots Who Didn't Take It

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Supreme Gentleman

Gain +5 to unwarranted self importance at the expense of remaining a virgin forever. Effect is doubled if you possess the Virgin With Rage perk.

Elliot Rodger

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Virgin With Rage

Gain +15 rage until your cherry gets popped.

Chris-chan, Elliot Rodger, You

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Wigger

Gives all the negative effects of the Negroid race to a member of the Aryan race. Increases some Negroes disposition towards you but makes you look like a complete faggot to Whitey and Uncle Tom.

Eminem, TsimFuckis

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Chav

Same as wigger but for Britfags.

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Pacifist

The effects of marijuana are doubled, but you take a -15 penalty to intelligence due to believing that all situations have a peaceful solution.

School Shooters, Hitler

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Uncle Tom

Removes all negative racial traits from a member of the Negroid race, but makes your fellow Negroes permanently hostile to you.

See Also



Perks
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