STOP THE PRESSES!

Will they ever stop? Yo, I don't know.

The latest LiveJournal buzz phrase/meme. If you're still using "alert the media", backdate your LJ entry to yesterday.

Tomorrow's meme is naked cello. If you're already using naked cello, postdate your LJ entry to tomorrow.

Yesterday's tomorrow's meme was Monkey Hat. If you will used to have been using Monkey Hat, postdate your LJ entry to an alternate future.

It is a failure Homosexuality. Forced meme is forced YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

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