Seediq Bale
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Seediq Bale, also known as "an heroes" tribe, is one of the many secret playable races in a RTS known as WW2. The campaign mainly focuses on killing Japs, and blood sacrifices for their ancestors.
Play Style
The faggots of Seediq Bale are experts at [[rape|surprise buttsex] tactics. They don't have any vehicle units since they are just mountain monkeys. Their infantry is the best at movement, melee and being better than you and is also good at perfomingZerg rushes. This race is often used by pro player such as xXxM0n8Rud8xXx because it requires a lot of micro. It's infantry also has the option suicide upon death so that you don't has to worry about feeding your enemy any more kills.
Wushe Incident
At least 100 years ago when Taiwan was constantly being fucked up by Japs, our an heroes were forced to become weeaboo and get a job. This upset our an heroes very much because they don't want to have a life. Then one day when a Jap faggot got fucking owned and raped by the Seediqs, all the Japs got butthurt and decided to genocide those mountain monkeys. Then one of the greatest an heros known as Mona Rudao decided to fucking troll the Japs even more, BY FUCKING SLAUGHTERING AN ENTIRE VILLAGE FULL OF JAPS(except the Chinks).
Movie
A film was made to recognize this lulzy event in history and showing how the pro can play as monkey with only 300 units in a RTS campaign against Japs(but still lose).
Part 1: Sun flag
The movie starts by showing Chinkna failing so hard against Japs that Japs claimed Taiwan and raped all the Chinks for teh lulz. Our hero Muna Rudao and his buttfucking friend weren't satisfied enough with Japs forcing them not to having sex with those chinks, so they start trolling Japs until another group of monkeys cooperated with Japs and had 2 some with the rest of monkeys. Muna Rudao later got his Highscore erase which he is not pleased because the game is harder than Metal Slug. After over 9000 days passed by, many of the monkeys were raped and become weeaboo. Muna Rudao later had a vision from his dad right after complain with a whiny weeaboo monkey, which his dad tells him to beat the game and cross the rainbow bridge to had orgy with him in afterlife. So Wushe happened and every Japs got owned. End of part 1.
Part 2: faggot color bridge
The 2nd part of the film begins with pointless flashbacks of Part 1 and showing Muna Rodao with all the gunz while walking on some dead weeaboo faggot. Meanwhile the other scene showing some Jap faggot was butthurting that Muna Rudao and his buttfucking friends trolled Wushe and killed his family. For some unknown reason, the woman of the monkey village decided to kill themselves instead of going back to the kitchen because they cannot become an heroes. Later some clips showing the monkeys trolling Japs and DECAPITATION!!! their head for the lulz. Until the head weeaboo Japs decided nuke the monkeys with various of poison (which turns out to be very successful) that the monkeys went full an heroes as soon as they were posion. And some boring scene about some of the monkeys shitty belief that their ancestor was some tree that fuck the rock and was able to fart out the monkeys. Some badass monkey name Ba Wang using pro invincible cheat to dodge Japs bullet while Muna Rudao DECAPITATION!! some Japs that was shitting. Later final battle happened and everyone go Rambo style and kill a lot of weeaboo faggot. Ba Wang charging like a boss with his machine gun until he went an hero with a Jap faggot and falls off the cliff. They manage to break the line until Japs had their reinforcement and blows the godamn bridge off. In the end, Muna Rudao shot himself with his pistol and his body was found by another monkey, who was hunting his nearly extinct monkey, and he saw all 300 an heroes on the rainbow bridge, singing some gibberish. AND credits.
Trivia
Muna Rudao's dead body was first taken by Japs for necrophilia purpose, then dissapeared for At least 100 years until his body was finally found Last Thursday.
After the rest of the monkeys survive and become an heroes, only Muna Rudao's dumb shit son got fucking BDSM, raped and torture by Japs.
The rest of the monkey woman were sent to some new kitchen far away.
This piece of lulzy event is what inspired the chink and gooks in Taiwan to hate Japs. Even now, the chinks are still bringing up the stories of those monkeys and starting to cause more lulzy event like that fucking island business.
Butthurt from China
Just last Thursday, China got butthurt because the move was made in Taiwan, and it should be made in China because Taiwan is part of China. They also hate the film because it was too violent.
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